Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Scouts again...
as usual my day is filled wif scouts again... as usual i had to start my day at 7.30 sitting that 1 hour 55 all the way to sch... i hate sch.
arrived at sch... first thing i saw was some teachers having some talk talk session outside THE DEN. ms koh was there.... then i was like staring at her.... then she was lyk giving me the what the hell look.... went into the den silently.... felt that i was damn damn damn rude after that... i am suppose to GREET THEM DAMN IT.... but i just walk pass them.... haiz but how to greet... they were all engaged in their little conversation.... and i dun need any more attention on my rip curl shorts that was not supposed to be there.... but still.... i was damn rude... haiz... sometimes u just dunno how to open tt mouth and greet the damn teacher.... so that was how my wonderful day started....
fooled ard in the den... turt helped do my static display for me... hahah thanks turt u rock... i think he can run the whole troop by himself lor... the 5PLs are a bit redundent once turt comes in... then came wil beng along wif shi yong.... the fun spolier... hahahaha... so the meeting comenced... nth much to write bout, since it was sooooooooo boring.
went out for lunch.... tt zh and turt eat lyk swines, buy food lyk free... iderts.had to wait for them to eat finish. I AM ON A DIET U NOE. then we went to find zh grinding stone and my twine.... somehow my twine is always missing from the shops.... got damn pissed.... in the end found it in some provision shop... felt better =) shit i think i am having mood swings... a sign of male pms.... oh gosh i can bleed down there.... kotex style is expensive.
nth much after that. finding poles and shifting stuff down. quite fun. turt as usual damn pro at transporting stuff... though i had to tell him to put the damn shoe box onto my empty space in my cart when he was painfully trying to hold it in one hand and on the other wheeling a 3 meter tall totem. haiz ppl from 3D. ALL TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK. wake up lah turt. TEXTBOOK YOUR BEST FREN IZZIT? u a bit of IQ. think OUT OF THE BOX. wahh wahh suan u until damn fun. and i learnt the word suan. after much SUANING from zh and turt. that's why now must take revenge.
watched the news when i got home. damn sad those ppl dying. it's a lot lor.... lyk 24k... so many ppl in the world dying... so sad...
Friday, December 24, 2004
Christmas Eve...
what an eventful chritsmas eve it was... hahaha one of my most memorible ones...
started off wif shopping wif turt. of course as usual he was late again and i was early. tt bloody turt dunno how to read the clock tell me he will reach at 11 40... so i went to heeren first...then i didnt' even step foot on heeren and he called me again saying he reach liao. whoa liew feel lyk strangling tt turt. so i had to walk all the bloody way back to somerset mrt....coz it's obvious tt he dosen't noe how to get to heeren. orchard ain't a place for a deep sea creature. so off we went in high spirits... all of us loaded yk anything to get new poser equipment for the new year. went to splash and surf (or soemthing lyk tt) in heeren where i got some rip curl pants worth 75. dunno why i didn't feel the pinch when footing the bill.... maybe becoz i got used to the above 50 price range for poser eq. tt bastard cashier was trying to rip the price tag off in vian... i was lyk giving him tt "what the fuck do you think u are doing" stare but he didn't get it. in the end he took some cutter to cut MY RIP CURL LABEL and just rip the price tag off... leaving a watch patch of paper in it's trail. bloody hell tt cashier. 4 wat he rip the rpice tag off...it's not lyk i am gonna wrap it up for christmas. idert idert idert. turt as usual due to finaical backing form Captital land bought 2 surfer pants at one short and a quicksilver t shirt amounting to 200 plus.... crazy nut. well it's his first tiem in orchard gotta cut him some slack. haha jkjk.
went for lunch after tt... went to all the super branded shops to do window shopping. but in the end we ended up going back to heeren and exploring the 4th and 5th lvl of it to find 77th street where i got my nike shirt and turt as usual bought his billabong shirt worth 50 odd. he's hell rich. a crazy nut. a result of long term sea staying.
went for some musical at riverlife church after tt...met dennis and co on the train... lol they were goign there oso...interesting. so the whole gang of vs ppl went there. quite a good chruch. under renovation. musical was fun. but the last part spoilt my whole wonderful expirence in the church. the pastor, joyce lim started telling all a story...a story which progressed. this is what i found.
1. starts wif a story
2. adds in visual effects
3. gets everyone excited and emotional
4. ask us to bow and do some soul searching
5. ask those who wan to make a diff in their lives to coem forward
6. register wif riverlife.
it's damn obvious tt oit's a freaking recruitment drive. i wouild nv join this church lor. the pastor herself is warped. the direction of telling te story has gone wrong. and it's awfully diguesting sitting there watchign her progress to the next stage. as mention above. it was pure brian wash. BRAIN WASH. if u wanna ask ppl to join, dun do it in such a manner. it's disgusting. i am glad my chruch dosen't do such stuff. at least my chruch pastor dun start cying and getting emotional in front of so many ppl... haiz joyce arh joyce.... and i realised her content of the speech was shallow oso lor... dunno how to explain, but it's shallow. maybe it's catered for teens tt's why it's shallow. but bottom line it's disgusting. the whole part where she was talkign on the stage was totally disgusting. but joyce's command of language not bad lah... wasted go be pastor.... can easily work her way up to marking director.... or insurance agent... haiz river life ppl if you're reading dis pls tell PJ tt her direction and content of speech was wrong. the commitment to the lord cannot be achieved in such a short period of tiem where u tell ppl a sotry and they start signing up. it's NOT RIGHT.
anyways after tt went to my own church for christmas service. at least i am glad the rev didn't anyhow recruit ppl. he gave us a meaningful talk tt sidetracks from the bible. it's meaningful, much more meaningful than tt of riverlife. maybe it's coz of the audience... since it;s my mum's church they aren't many kids ard.... but riverlife really must change the way they do stuff...
yay it's christmas when i am typing this now.... hahaa... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL... lov ya lots.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
camp debrief...
camp is finally OVER. and i survived it. ^.^ tt jeremy and zhihan spared my life....yay.... the stupid camp, worst one of my whole bloody entire life. I didn't get to do any damn shit in the camp coz of food ic duties. fuck the food ic... it's a ic tt's full of shit and super fucked up. i missed kayakng polo.. which i couild have found some reason to smack turt in the face wif the paddle and just say it was an accident. tt he will fall into the water and transform back into his orginal turtle form. hahaha... dis is called bu gong zhi puo. muhaaha...but then coz of food ic duties i couoldn't let turtt ransform to his orginal form and return to the wild...
then came cycling ex which happened the next day... coz of food ic duties again i had to leave early... had to give up my bike to some n00b who won't work the bike well... and i only got a glimpse of turtle's sadistic push up game carried out in the middle of ECP in a very very very busy sunday where everybody's watching. and of course i had a shortlived station ic...sad sia... if not can torture those ppl more... so cycling ex was busted oso coz i had to go marine parade to buy stupid food for the campers which will eventually turn out to be another piece of shit on the dinner table as the cooks ARE N00B CAMPERS.
amazing race was really amazing... wif doubts of leading my patrol in the amazing race... i merged wif turt's and boss patrol and we did it together lesiurely... rather than being lyk shukri rushing ard lyk fuck... winning isn't everything, what is important is that we must have fun...yeah those are comments from a loser....lol.... got thrid eventually, dunno why oso coz i rmrbered tell chee ben to let turt's patrol get thrid and we settle for fourth. maybe it was becoz ofthe points for our quesitons... anyways amzing race was damn fun oso... the national stadium checkpoint was hell scarly... spastic mu yao was like this place is huanted. then jeremy and i went can u shut up... turt was in spastic mood listening to tarzen and jane but i was kinda freaked out as national stadium looks hell haunted in the nite.
next was sentosa ex. it's like damn unfair that i had to leave early.... IT SENTOSA DAMN IT.... where all the bikini and hunks are.... no fair sia... the rest of the troop had 2 hrs more of eye candy... tried to sun tan myself at the siloso beach wif adriel and prof... but it turned out i didn't get any...except for a few sand fly bites....damn it... sun so freaking hot, and prof refuse to lend me zh's oaks... can't even stare a the sky... then we all down there talking cock...haha quite fun lah sentosa... as usual the troop was divided into two catergies, the loser team and the winner team... i hope i am in the latter. the loser team was trying to build some mote, dunno how it's spelled on siloso beach. that's like ultimately stupid and idiotic and yuck. esp when it was done by our jordan mu yao nic ho... they were making a joke out of themsleves.... it's like who the fuck will build a damn sandcastle in the middle of siloso beach on a busy afternoon. fuck man those iderts. and jordan was frantically trying to push the water into some sand drain ard the castle.... and tt sigt was just so stupid... to make it worst, he went down to the water in push up position... dunno to do what oso... it's not like he's very fit and wan to show off, he's damn clumsy... and later i heard he lost his wallet in the sea. STUPID RITE? knowing u have a wallet in your pocket and u lie flat down in the water, obviously the WALLET WILL FLOAT OUT OF YOUR DAMN POCKET. omg sec 1s are gettting stupid and lamer. went to take a bath after a resultless sun tanning... as i walked out, saw this damn chio girl... the most chio i have seen in the entire of sentosa... was taken aback when i stared at her... then suddenly she realised i was starting at her and she looked back... omg omg omg.... what a cute pretty face.... and tt hot bot... tt was the first time i actually stared at anybody in bikini at sentosa... she was damn cute lor...seriously....and her body was great... clad in a white bikini wif red outline... she's a killer. AND DAMN IT SENTOSA ROUND ISLAND GAME HAD THIS THING CALLED "DRAW A TURT BACK ON A BIKINI GAL'S BELLY." fuck i could have actually go up to her and ask her.... at least see her more and actually talk to her... and if i am lucky draw the turtle back on her belly...omg omg omg... tt wouild be... AND I COUILDN'T DO THAT ALL BECOZ OF FOOD IC DUTIES. fuck. real fuck. saw a lot of girls at sentosa buty she's the best ever lor... not slutty, not bitchy, and she wears a bikini not to show off but becoz she needs it. she's purrrrfect.... arh why am i talking like i am a sicko...
so anyways that's sentosa. a watsed trip. if i was there i will be individual game ic lor... so i can do all the asking and fool ard but my patrol will be the ones doing the dirty work...arh damn it food ic suck. in the end tuan woon, lol how ironic, had to be the game ic for my patrol... tuan woon rocks...
then came dinner... most eventful dinner in the whole damn camp. apprently wil beng thought the food wasn't enuff and simply ask me to go out and get more... i was like what the fuck go out now... in the end had to take wayne's car...damn kan chiong sia...was mumbling lyk siao... go buy some frozen chicken wings... then start defrosting them under running water... was quite surprised dexter actually helped out... he and his girlfriend... dunno what;s her name...arh janet yes yes janet...both of them helped me chop the chicken wings...haha quite grateful to them...guess dexter isn't tt bastard after all... and not forgetting jian xu... who actually helped me wif the plcuking of chicken wings when they were all in ice form... haha jian xu rocks... he may be a little guai lan at times... but at least he knows when to help in time of emergency... the whole chicken wing thingy was damn kan chiong... but the feelign was great wen i recall tt incident...kinda like pltc feeling lah...
day 4 the last day was very slack... slack as in for me not for them lar... they did the cleaning while i was slacking ard... pointing here pointing there for them to clean... packing up all the seasoning and stuff... the swaning incident was damn fun... i went sadistic and starting scolidng every damn perosn in my patrol... coz our score for all the games were like fuck. so jordan was called ah bui, nic ho was called pussy ho, alif was attitude mat, derrick was donald, winston and you zhe was spared. felt uite bad after that..., but i really do not care. in the end te scores were announced and we had 79 while others had like 109 108. it was dman disgracful...
so tt wraps up the camp. one filled wif so many food duties resulting in i can't participate in every single fuck acitivity. wouild nv forget the bikini gal in white bikini and red outline...damn chio sia... seirosuly damn chio. and oh yar my hari looks better now... but i am still going egg... hope my hair can regain it's orginal form by sch reopen... and to turt and boss, I SURVIVED.
Friday, December 17, 2004
Doom's Day...
i am gonna write this while i can, i dun think i will survive this camp...so i am gonna do a RISE ASSEMENT MATRIX. haha stupid nuriman...yea u and your stupid RISK ASSESMENT MATRIX...
layout inspection: bones crushed and thuis resulting in some nerves getting jumbled out. End result: both arms are as gd as nothin.
gadget comp: not much danger coz i won't be taking part
kayaking: drowning. End result: DEATH
Man Hunt: Ramming into some pillar in the sch, meeting a ghost. End Result: Fatal shock = DEATH
Cycling Ex: Ramming into something. Getting raped by hairy Gorilla. Falling off bike into 6km deep lonkang. End result: Fatal Shock(for the rape), Head injury resulting unconsicousness = more or less DEATH
Amazing Race: Getting rammed down by a car. Getting raped. End result = DEATH
Sentosa: Drowning. Rammed by car. dun think will get rape unless the rapist really can't go to the beach to get his victims.
yea that's bout it...see everything in this game leads and results to DEATH. i don't think i can survive thorugh... help help...turt have mercy on me... dun end my life when i am a poor teeager....I DUN WANNA DIE...wahh wahhh
and lastly, aaron's really getting damn lame with his snowflake thingy... haiz this is what a lack of Joanna can do to him... JOANNA WHEREEVER U ARE OUT THERE COME BACK TO AARON... HE'S GOING INSANE WITHOUT U...nah maybe it's just pms... kotex style? yea tt settles his christmas present.... relax lah uncle...
Thursday, December 16, 2004
camp camp help help...
wahh wahh camp in 2 days..still need to get a haircut b4 i go camp. So many things to do...and it's friday liao. HELP HELP. How am i suppose to survive this tormenting scouts camp? This torturous scouts camp where they pump u like free... HOW AM I TO ESCAPE SUCH AN
CATASTROPHE? haha lucky i bought my Camelbak liao...guess it will have to ensure the blood and sweat that we are going to go thorugh in the camp... at least in the cold cold winter nights of the amazing race and i can take a sip of cool water from the bladder....haha i am full of shit...
anyways, back to te topic... HOW TO SURVIVE SCOUTS CAMP? zhihan turt and co sure pump we like siao de...*sniff sniff**shits in pants* NO NO NO MORE PLTC.... help help.... i am just a little scout trying to get on with life.... *sniff sniff* i am sure VSCB not tt fierce de...all their sec3s same rank cannot pump each other... arh how nice if...if....
anyways, i am doomed for the camp... i am alone with my trusty camelbak rite now...
and aaron dedicated a WHOLE POST TO ME.. wow i am sooooooooooo touched.... thanks aaron for your snowflake....though your drawing a bit the not nice lah...dosen't look lyk a snowflake... looks lyk some spinning dunno what.... so i have put it up in view of the FESTIVE SEASON.....CHRISTMAS!!!!! weeeeeeee....maybe the song should change too...
gtg now... camp coiming up in just 2 days...staruday is doom's day...."i'm leaving on a jetplane...dun noe when i'll be back again..." *red swollen eyes**sniff sniff*
p.s Nazri thought me how to spell the word catastrophe... haha... smart guy who knows how to spell eh.. of course mah ppl from VICTORIA JUNIOR COLLEGE... but i keep telling him going there's a mistake coz there are only chinese there...he was an exception... lol jk jk ...=p
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
haiz...
haiz haiz... sad day today.... CHOU LIONEL... anyhow spam...actually i dun really mind lah... but must have got limit de... then just now i scold fuckhead...some ppl angry... this whole thing was supposed to be taken in a fun spirit...but somehow, it's in a shit now...
sry to those whom i anyhow scold de... bu yao sen qi le...sry lah...
haiz today no good, no good at all... early in the morning, wasted 5 hours at the scout den and qm store for nothing. NOTHING. waste of my damn time. Then go beach road, take some wrong route somemore. gonna sue sbs for not changing the sbs bus route map after nicoll highway opened... haiz so 2 hours was wasted again.
beach road was full of shit. couildn't find my camelpak.
bought it at last at pennisula plaza.tt shop giving a 50% off discount... so frm 255 become 127.5 he couildn't even cut the damn 50 cents. and up to now i am still wondering how much is the cost price of tt bag... from 255 become 127.5 , and they still can make a profit.
lastly, a big SORRI to the angry ppl out there becoz of the tag board... really dun mean to get ppl so angry and pissed off... really sorrie....
Monday, December 13, 2004
The product of excellence.... Nazri hope you're seeing this... ^.^ Need for Speed Underground 2 rox. ^.^
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Time for some clarification dudes...
look dudes, it dosen't mean when someone says something is bad, or gay, u stay away from in.
take for example smoking, your parents keep telling u smoking is bad, but why do so many ppl still smoke?
go using tt example, it dosen't mean that if ppl say tt PURPLE = sexually deprived dosen't mean tt we have to stay away from purple 4eva in our lives. If tt is true barney would be broke. but tt's obviously not the case coz barney is making cash out of poor innocent kids who buy his soft toy every yr... so my scroll bar and my little angel pic over there may consist of different shades of purple, but tt dosen't mean this blog is gay. ok?
so 4 all who thinks this blog is gay, plz look back at your little pathedic life, and u will see tt u HAD watch barney in your childhood b4, and your color pencils consist of purple. so if u think u are gonna stay away frm purple for the rest of your pathedic life, save it.
jeanette aw won. YES. weeeee... rock on gurl. haha. was kinda worried she didn't win... coz she's really gd in acting and has a pretty face ^.^ jia you jeanette ^^
and my blog ain't gay. it fits me. ^.^ too bad if's kidna metro.
and turt will always remian as turt. with tt haircut of yours. forget it man. say hello to turt. "HELLO"
Saturday, December 11, 2004
SUPERRRRRRRRRRR long postttttttt
scouts scouts more socuts again. sat = scouts... no running away from it... muhahha but i am gonna leave at 3pm for my BBQ....whooooooo.... no more scouts afetr 3pm... muhahha.... turtle was in his guai lan mode again today. went ard fucking verybody up, giving tt guai lan face.... while i was just skipping about watching the poor sec 2s and 1s picking out the pioneering poles for OUR pioneering project. Maybe it's turtle's haircut tt make his face even mroe guai lan than usual... add on to sleepy sleepy eyes tt always say "dun fuck ard wif me".... haiz with power comes pride i guess. unlike me =) i am just a little scout trying to get along with life. ^_^
VSCB wasn't having their trianing....only C.O was... arh how nice if i was in VSCB... one big happy family... and they DUN HAVE trianings even week of the year... ^.-
so pioneering started after 2 hours of trying to get the freaking poles out. Saw Papa roach escaping to the drain when we pulled of the poles, while Mama roach was still in the midst of poles ion the timbershed... awww how sad papa roach didn't bring mama roach along when he fled... (yea i am talking cock again...)
we were supposed to build a 10m long bridge within a time limit of until 3, which was impossible right from the beginning, nevertheless...we worked in tt fucked up mosquitio invested big field outside sch... i was counting down to 3pm ^^
GSL called me in and asked me to show him the cost compliation for the troop camp... i fumbled ared wif the diskeete ten passed it to him...no confidence at all...coz the cost compliatin is kinda screwed. GSL didn't even borthered to taker a look...he just went i am gonna copy to u the template for doin the cost compliation and u get it done. i only gave this template to u upon seeing that u have done your own cost complie..." i was lyk super angry.... something which i spent 2 hours on it must be redone again... grr...just my luck...
lunch at last...more time to slack. then alex came along and told me coz i am leaivng early i won't be able to complete the pinoeering project. thus he will be giving u this "little pinoeering project tt is to make the damn bridge out of toothpicks, bearing in mind tt the sq lashes must be done in thread." and 2 weeks is all i have got. super guai lan. and the als went lyk 2 weeks is a lot of time. guai lan guai lan.
YAY 3 PM FINALLY HERE ^^ off we go for the BBQ.... and then suddenly out of no where the damn flu virus started attacking me... was sneezing and tearing lyk shit. in the end didnt' enjoy the BBQ..thouigh the food was fantastic.... haiz haiz...
this place is just so super guai lan... wif so many guai lan ppl ard... haiz... camp is comign up soon... as a damn food i/c i got a feeling some ppl will be under nourished. oh well... at least it ain't gonna be me ^.^ smuggling food is not a prob since my bag ain't gonna be checked.... or if they DARE check mine...
think i have grown fatter by 2 kg from the BBQ...hope my flu which is taking the living daylights out of me now can reduce my weight by 3kg. hmmm hahaha ^.-
Friday, December 10, 2004
credits! credits!
Finally finally my blog is reopened...weeeeeeeeeeee... after 2 working dars of trying to get the right colour... i finally got a purrfect colour combi out! weeeeeeeeeeee... of coz i didn't do it alone...tt's why i muz thx ppl!!! weeeeeee...
first of all....AH GURL.... love yar lots for helping me get the colour combi and doing it for me...lov ya lots... muackxxxxxxxxxxxxxx...hahaha...thanks soooo much...without you i will still have red and organe and purple!! weeeeeeeeeee..... thx thx thx =)
secondly, TURTLE....ooooo mr turt, turt of the century thanks for helping me wif all the linking up of the songs and teaching me html lyk i hve never seen it b4...lov ya lots too!! muackxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx....weeeeeee....
last but not least....WINTERDREAMS!!! for da template...the cute little angel pic and the other gd gd stuff tt u so kindly allow me to dl wholesale....lov ya lots too....muackxxxxxxxxxxxxx
now my blog is finally up and runnning....weeeeeeeeeee....my old blog is gone 4eva...no more.... pls pls pls tag me when u come in so i know u came in yar...thx so much all of you....muackxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx....
finally, my BLOG AIN'T GAY OK AND IT SUITS ME IT SUITS ME!!!! and tt pic is an angel not anything else....
still trying to perfect my blog...esp the links part and all.... THX SO MUC EVEYRBODY... MUACKXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.. >.<
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
This is my december....
failed my hike log, mixed feelings...on one hand it's good for me coz i need time to get my homework done...on the other it's kidna wasted after i spent 72 working hours on that hike report an i failed it coz i didn't recorrect my mgr....tt's lyk real stupid...
need a damn haircut
homework piling up lyk shit
having started reading the stupid chinese story book
stupid creative muvo2 is freaking screwing up dunno how to get it fixed...ipods are really frekaing expensive...i can't afford...
i need new clothes...
i need to escape from scouts, so many meetings here and there...
troop camp coming up... so much stuff still needs to be worked out...and food is real anal... imagine having to miss 1/4 of the duration of the camp and go out and get the food...and 1 still have to pay the stupid 10 bucks camp fee...damn it
after tt wouild be christmas, then sch reopen.... shit lah i am suppose to be studying for sec 4 in december...and i am just starting on my homework...help... -.-"
help somebody help.
