Chem Prac Mid Year

yay! i noe how to do allllll the expirements. muhahaha. actually the whole world noes how to do all the expirements. relative molecular mass is 281. X is 7. the anion is choride. solid S is copper (11) carbonate. shit i only write copper. ahh wtf only 1 mark la. haha. ms sim better close one eye and mark. she and her "i will makr very strictly" cause half the class to fail mock exam. of course i am not one of those la.

early in the morning the stupid bus 55 got jam at hougang. jam damn bloody long. can't ppl jsut take bus to work. that would be so much fun. then we can have more ppl joining the 55 club. wahahaha. so the bus took damn freaking long b4 it reach sch. was late. but hu cares. i am the boss. my dad's the tax payer.

the sch created some lame system of sticking number tags on your hp. u are suppose to keep your no tag and at the end of the day go to the general office and collect the stupid phones. spastic rite. stick sticker on some 500 bucks fone. and i am suppose to tear of the sticker afterwards and leave some glue mark? go to hell man. the sch once again has proven that it's administration is stupid and useless.

after chem rpac go eat wif one whole big gang. the af gang and the ac gang combine. those mats were playing their lame jokes again. damn noisy. so we split up. surprisingly najid followed us. haha some brotherhood of the 4f ah. had fun in BK. only faris hu had his hp puirposely stolen. haha the joke wnet to far i think. can see thwat faris was quite angry and pissed.

ah shit physics prac coming oso. sian.

shouted out at 11:42 PM

the end of the sch term, the start of a new hell.

whole week mother tongue intensive. all the other subjects are screwed up. missed 1 week and 2 days of otehr sbuject lessons all becasue of motehr tongue intensive. i think they are just plain selfish. the damn sch admin and the mt department. too much. 1 week and 2 days. what they think thye are? king of the world ah. nv even think so other subjects. sack the sch admin.

stayed in class for the first time today during recess. and good things do happen when i stay. first ms koh cam by. pass all lit students some lit stuff. haha she had to go frm class to class to give that stuff to all the lit students in the lvl. poor thing. she seem super stressed. well the whole world is stressed.

next was MS LORRAINE THAM. YAY. she came specially to find me u noe. all the way walk from the staff rm, take a lfit up to the 6 floor, and walk all the way to my mt class. and b4 that she had to ask the whole world where i was before u could find my mt class. so she actaully walked into my class to ask me how to pass the english files to the class. then i told her there's no way and the only way was to do it during chem prac on wed. AND SHE SAID J-WEI U ARE QUICK CLEVER AH. yes ah that's 10000 points for me. i trash dennis flat liao. now still must beat shaun chook. that guy best la. got 50k points when he asked ms tham out to marche. ben chee was nv in the compeition. human mutated chickens are nv allowed in the compeition.



sang sang sang super sang me. the only loser frm 4F hu's going for some lit seminar. ZHAO YAO PANG SEH ME AGAIN!

shouted out at 6:52 AM

first contact to the real thing...

ENGLISH PRELIM ORAL.

omg

screwed to the max.

according to ms tham, this is THE PRELIM. wtf so fast? i tot all prelim activities will start after June. omg the sch admin is so screwed. i dun even get a try out for the oral examination.

mat gang was telling the whole world ms koh was the examiner. group 22-34 reg no. being reg no. 33, i am in the mat group.

lol ms koh examiner? scared the shit out of me. she dosent' take sec 4 english to start off wif. second, u can't sit in front of someone who u know and start crapping off. nononono. oral examiners mustn't be ms jennifer koh or ms lorraine tham. i cannot concentrate. i cannot give it my best. i cannot talk cock. no pls not these 2 ppl for my PRELIM ORAL examination.

but of course the mat gang are cock eye. cannot see that groups E7 and E8 are different. ms koh takes E8. Mr EEEEEEEEE takes E7, which is our group.

ok gd so far so gd mr EEEEEEEE taking me. i do not noe him. he do not noe me. heard from others he's ok. so far so gd. happy.

the invigliator was *shing shing*. but she got some wierd way of talking.

got a bad shock when i saw hu was the examiner. MS P NEO. omg. help. save me. she's... ahh nvm.

got in. first thing she did was to scold me, tellign me not to ask things that my frens have asked about how to do well for my examination. i was sitting down there lyk wtf?

picture discussion:
Ms Neo: ok can u describe to me wad those 3 women down there are doing?
Me: erm mdm i tot i was supose to give an overall picture of the whole thing.

of coz i got fucked up by her. but the oral continued. in the end, the stupid score sheet i had Band 1s, high band 2s, and mid band 1s. dunno how i shld feel. happy or disappointed? all i know ms neo is the worse examiner i have ever had.

ms neo told me to contorl my anxiety. funny i wasn't mumbling. maybe i have reached the stage i dun even noe i mumble. or maybe i was sitting too frozen and i keep stuttering when i was talking the picture disscussion.

and bitch it's really the prelim orals. somebody tell the english department that we hadn't had any prior oral examinations in his year except this one. somebody tell the that the sch admin shld seriously reconsider their way of doing things if they wan the best out of us.

thank you.

shouted out at 4:54 AM

an example of what boring ppl can do when they are really bored.

kindly brought to you by msn messenger: master faris is faris [thrgrimreaper] is me =))

master faris says:
hello jedi
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
hello fellow jedi
master faris says:
hello
master faris says:
order 66 is sent by the chansselor
master faris says:
better be careful
master faris says:
the clones might be behind you anytime
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
The time has come, execute Order 66
master faris says:
lol
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
master faris, when is our english jedi prelim oral?
master faris says:
its on the wednesday
master faris says:
its on the wednesday my master wei
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
i am not a master
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
i am darth j-wei
master faris says:
OH
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
darth j-wei
master faris says:
URE ON THE DARK SIDE
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
YESSSS
master faris says:
I SHALL USE THE FORCE
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
u will not
master faris says:
MASTER FARIS I AM
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
DARTH J-WEI ATTACKS
master faris says:
*WANG WANG WANG* light saber
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
*draws out red light saber*
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
DIE DIE U JEDI
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
*attempts to kill master fairs*
master faris says:
WANG
master faris says:
WANG
master faris says:
WANG
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
WANG
master faris says:
mine is pink
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
WANG
master faris says:
WANG
master faris says:
WANg
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
WANG
master faris says:
WANG
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
*uses the force*
master faris says:
nono
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
*master faris flys back*
master faris says:
only JEDI GOT FORCE
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
eh
master faris says:
sith use lightning
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
not fair
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
i dun care
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
oh yar
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
sry
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
rewind
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
*uses the elctric thingy on master faris*
[TheGrimReaper] - From delusion lead me to Truth. From darkness lead me to Light. From death lead me to immortality. says:
*master faris flys bacl*
master faris says:
no
master faris says:
wait
master faris says:
i use light saber to block

shouted out at 4:38 AM

Beyond the senses is the mind, and beyond the mind is reason, its essence.
Beyond reason is the Spirit in man, and beyond this is the Spirit of the universe,
the evolver of all.

When the five senses and the mind are still, and reason itself rests in silence, then
begins the Path supreme.

In him are woven the sky and the earth and all regions of the air, and in him
rest the mind and all the powers of life. Know him as the One and leave aside all
other words. He is the bridge of immortality.

And when he is seen in his immanence and transcendence, then the ties that have
bound the heart are unloosened, the doubts of the mind vanish, and the law of
Karma works no more.

From delusion lead me to Truth.

From darkness lead me to Light.

From death lead me to immortality.

shouted out at 10:47 PM

the 55 club has been officially formed! the loyal patrons of the 55 bus service, enduring the longest bus rides ever, ranging from half an hour to the hardcore 1 hardcore, we are... (drumroll) the 55 CLUB! Iman, Hamdan, Fabian, Cassidy, Farrell, Faris and ME! same meeting place everyday the bus stop outside sch, and we no longer need our ez link cards to board the bus coz we have CLUB MEMBERSHIP CARDS!! long live the club! long live the club! hahahahahaha

whoo inally i have the time to update again. after 2 continues days of intense studying , i can finally take a break today. stupid mock exams screwing up my life. everyday go home study study study. and the best thing is study physics lyk mad oso can't do the damn mcq paper. i wonder how i can ever survive the open ended paper on friday. mcq tikan tikan oso dunno the answer, physics is alien to me. help. chem is much better, at least i have a damn clue on wad i am doing. at least i can do the mcq paper with ease, without turning my head to look at BF to counter check. wahhh must gear up for the chem open ended. muz score muz score. ahhhh it's all tharman's fault. i dun see anything "teach less learn more" in my lessons, my brian is overloading... AHHHHHHHHH and wtf is FREE EDUCATION. i am paying every single damn piece of shit that the sch gives me. i have to pay for damn photocoyping cost, 40 BUCKS. STOP CHEATING MY MONEY DAMN IT. i noe my maths, dun try to cheat my money. the sch admin just wan more money to feed the fishes in the ecopond stupid coi, they shld be on my dinner plate. convert the useless ecopond to 5 mroe lift shafts, then everybody can take the lift. and everyday i am pouring in more money to buy all the workbook and ten year series that the sch prints for us. WHAT IS FREE EDUCATION.

back to ms tham updates. KK has been feeling paranoid bout ppl spreading rumours about him and ms tham. apprently someone has been spreading rumours that about he and ms tham on his b day. lol dunno wad rumours, he didnt' wan to tell me, must be quite bad i guess. shaun is poor thing la, have been going through a lot, tt's why the class has decided to stop all our nonsense regarding him and ms tham after that running incident where in went into severe depression. but some idert out there has still been spreading rumours lor... haish... cheer up la shaun. dun have to hide. the whole world knows that u have a crush on ms tham. but of course such relationships are not feasible. she's at least 25. that's 9 years difference. and of course not to mention ms tham already has a bf, think they are engaged or something lyk tat. so shuan dun worry so much ya, cheer up dude.

it's actaully ben chee that's the one worth flaming. he nv changes. he still camps outside the staff rm every day and wait for ms tham to fetch him to soem mrt station. that's pure dumb. u could have gone home and save so much time. even if u have such a big crush on ms tham and u have to see her everyday in order to slp u oso dun do it in such a way rite. it's damn obvious and damn disgusting. waiting lyk summer outside the staff rm everyday. and i can'rt belive that ms tham dosent' mind. imagine if dis student follows u to the staff rm everyday, sits outisde on that same exact stop on the bench adn waits for u paitently. u go toilet oso got no peace. have to see his face. haha that day after physics it was rainign heavy, so we all camp in sch to study, then i went up to the staff rm to get transparencies from ms koh, i tot the area outside the staff rm would be empty, but there he was! at 5.30pm in the evening, he's still there, waiting patiently. but of course i shouldnt' be so bad to him la, coz he offered to lend me his umberalla, whispering in my ear "aiya u noe later i will get a ride from ms tham mah", lol he was quite proud of it, and i have seriously nothing to say. tan daryl from scouts oso tried to act hero by offering his umberalla to ms cheryl wong who was sitiing in the canteen with some other malay teacher. haha the "thanks but pls buzz off face" from ms wong was damn funny.

one more thing before i end off. i hate car reverse sensors, they make so much noise when the car is reserving. and they start beeping lyk crazy even before the car is anywhere near the kurb and it freaks everyone in the car. and i can't sleep. some cars are just stupid. useless car reverse sensors.







the view lyk none other...

shouted out at 7:39 AM

blogging getting more and more sian. mid years coming very very soon. i need to settle down to study. as in really study. english mock exam today. the whole system is stupid. u waste class time doing compo papers during english lessons. yes 3 periods of english lessons. that 3 precious periods that ms tham could have CAME IN, was now occupied by my hazrin as he is the invigliator of our class. gah. so that means i dun get to even see ms tham today. why can't they just let the damn english teachers invigliate their own classes. ms tham went to 4E. heard that clement didn't have time to complete his report writing coz he was staring at ms tham the whole time. gonna gorge his eyeballs out. no actually the whole 4e was staring. all of them deserve to die. ok so back to the mock exam. firstly u waste class time, then the next big joke is that u exchange your damn report writing wif your fren to mark. the teacher only marks section 1 of paper 1. completely retarded and a waste of class time. that means 2 more periods of english lessons wasted on marking the damn reports. but lucky this time it's ms tham in the class, so it's fine wif me. the comprehension section will be done in the hall. where we would find mr eeeeeeeeee trying to sound logical and serious but would always be jeered at. the first mock exam he was wearing some pink t shirt, oh pls u are a old. pink is not the colour for you. then next he will be saying stuff that are weird. lyk today he went "all those who are sleeping pls wake up." grammatically correct but logically retarded. and "if u fold your arms and be quiet i promise i will let u go early." grammatically correct but logically insane. we ain't kids. and we have plently of time. of coz the sec 4s kindly expressed our displeasure by jeering. mock exams in the hall are always fun, but of course the whole rationale behind it is extremely retarded. u get to mark your own comprehension scripts. then for wad i stay back after sch wasting my time giving it my best shot at a comprehension paper that is labeled MOCK EXAMINATION but in the end i get back my bloody script and i have to mark it myself. absolutely retarded. but of coz we have the practise. so we can't really complain. but wad makes me wonder is what english teachers do. they dun mark comprehension they dun mark report they only mark the essay. i might as well mark my own essay and sack the teachers. then my father can save up on his taxes.

the mother tongue department is also reatarded. up till now, i haven't recieve a single damn bloody piece of work that i have handed in to none other than mr chow tiz kit. i have received nothing. not a single piece of marked work had came bakc form him. except for one test paper. he OWES, YES OWES ME 3 ESSAYS 2 REPORT WRITING MY CHINESE MOCK EXAMINATION AND ANOTHER 2 OTHER PERIODIC TESTS. I AM TAKING MY O LEVEL ON 30 MAY 2005 THANK YOU. I AM NOT SUPERMAN. I DO NOT LIKE TO SEE MY BLOOD AND SWEAT PUT INTO ALL THE ESSAYS BUT YET NONE RETURNS TO ME. and u noe wad excuse he always give? the weather yesterday was too hot and i got sick. the whole week he would be sick. and he would come to class and just sit at the teachers table for 2 periods while we do our stuff. pls for god's sake, i am TAKING MY O LEVEL CHINESE MOTHER TONGUE EXAMINATION ON 30 MAY TWO ZERO ZERO FIVE. thank you.

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the super stupid super no logic double yellow line. courtesy of mr chia and his painters. all victorians are suppose to stay clear of this line, or mr chia will start yelling at u for no apprent reason. this yellow line is meant for victorians to walk in between, but however due to mr chia's failed measurements, iman can't even fit in this line.

shouted out at 7:19 AM

curtians up

earworm: The Killers - Mr Brightside

a earwrom is a song that keeps going on and going in your head whereever u are. haha some stupid definition by perfect 10 all request live.

came back from a long weekend, regretting what i did. wasted time during the 3 days of rest. yes literally wasted time. friday played the whole day, did minimal homework. saturday had tuition early in the morning, then it was play play and more play, went to carrefore (how to spell it?) at night wif family to do some shopping, that's where i met Randy. haha some long time no see sec 2 fren. sunday went church, then had lunch outside, slept when i came home, and had tuition at 7, the rest was play. monday woke up early to accompany dad to fix some audio speakers in his car that costed a bomb, then went for lunch with family and relatives, and it was only till evening that i started serious homework. help. can someone pls turn back time. i need to start revision.

sch rather peaceful after bala got canned. pravind told me today that the police had sent him a letter informing him that investigations were still going on. i think bala is seriously getting tormented. the theft case has since quieten down. bala is still getting isolated, save it for his few indian friends. omg those indians are getting more and more smelly. and they seem to smell together. today i could seem the whole bunch 1 m away. sehat. and they dun seem to borther care or smell themselves a little. immune to it maybe. but it's gross. funny why pravind and hatib dosen't smell lyk them. u see it's the bunch of ppl u mix wif. pravind mixes wif chinese. and he dosen't smell. maybe all indians shld be isolated and put into chinese gangs. then we won't have that much air pollution.

gah shaun chook's b day today. and he got away wif it. it seem that only zaho knew today was his b day, and he leaked to gary, who leaked to me. haha was shouting in class trying to get the attention of someone, but lyk no one hear lyk that. wasse, wasn't there, so nobody took action. haiz. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHUAN! rmrbr there's always TOMORROW. muhahahahahha

my teva soles are splitting. and i tot teva had a life time warranty. haish all budget material, and i pay so much. con man. TEVA CONS PPL. they can't even afford better elepat glue. gah now i must D.I.Y my sandals. currently broke rite now after i bought lyk 8 giodano colour bands. haha had to buy a stupid ankle sock costing 7 bucks before i could buy the bands. waste of money. went bakc to the shop today again trying my luck to get mroe bands without buying anythingin roder to purchase the bands. and it worked! muhahaha. got 6 mroe bands today. the bands cost 2 bucks each. haish haish. but of coz it's better than buying some live strong bands cositng 10 bucks from that christian gigawatti. how's sylvia. sylvia sylvia sylvia incest incest incest... chirstian and slyvia are cousin lor. and they can happily go to some private studio to have their pictures taken. they look lyk couples in those photos. incest. and christian can happily stuff those photos in his wallet for everyone to see. if this is not incest wad is this lor. INCEST INCEST.

shouted out at 7:27 AM