oh shit.

aaron was rite.

my blog is all over goggle when u do a search on my name.

oh shit.

shouted out at 7:50 AM

while the rest of the world said they did well for e math paper well, i tink i completely screwed it up.

hatib was sayin he's going home to celebrate coz he confirm A1. the rest of the world was smiling. i wasn't.

i realised my big mistake after june hols ended. i didn't practise any math. to put it simply, this mid yr exam was the first time i attempted to do mathematics for a draught period of one month. wat more can i expect except failure?

for the past 1 month during june holidays, i have been doing chem physics and brushing up on my humanities. math i completely forgotton about it. a pricely mistake. too heavy a price to pay for mid yrs i guess.

complacency. after getting double A1s for CA1, which was nothing, i became complacent. i pay my price now.

while the rest of the world smiled on, i was depressed.

physics is tmr. the worst subject of my lot. no high hopes. no nothing. just a pass. a C6. i will be happy.

my mum says i am too pessimistic, i think so too. but wad can i do about it? look on the bright side of life? there is none to start off with.

my body's shutting down very soon. i have been having fever and thoart infection on and off. i have been having flu for a few weeks. headaches on and off. i am dying very soon. my body is shutting down. ashes to ashes dust to dust. it's time for me to leave.

sch reopened barly a few days, any pow chew has created a new method of collecting money frm us. paying 2 to 3 bucks for the air con during our exam. ridiculous. if installing the air con exceeds your electricity bills budget, den dun install. poor financial planning. not forward looking. and now he has to trouble the whole sec 4 to pay that 2 to 3 bucks and trouble the teachers to collect and count plus all the admin staff to tally the amt. just one instruction frm ang pow chew and everybody gets troubled. poor financial planning. well he's the principal. he's always right. we will always be wrong. we will always have to follow him. principle of pragmatism. bunch of civil servants wasting my father's taxes. "the civil service is ultimately acctountable for everything that they have done since they are supported by the people's taxes. thus they must be transparent and forward looking." yes pls give us a breakdown on how our 3 bucks is used.

the new vice principal looks evil. it's my personal comment. but he really looks evil. i prefer mr low. more docile looking.

felicia chin looks super cute. she looks super cute. super cute. super cute. she not the slutty type. she's the typical down to earth girl. cute. soft. docile.

katie holmes looks super cute too. katie katie katie.

shouted out at 3:56 AM

initial ddddddddrift

18.9

shouted out at 9:33 AM

LOL my song on my stupid blog suddenly worked. graffiti.net suddenly decided to relink the stupid song back to my blog. anyway, that's jolin tsai's Dao Dai. it's super nice sad love song lah. i listened to it 5 times non stop on the mrt once. broke my previous record my listening to eagles hotel califonia 3 times non stop.

SHUT UP ABOUT 18.9 LAH. physics is a very subjective topic okie. it depends entriely on your own. so AS LONG AS U PUT DOWN SOMTHING IT'S CORRECT LAH. 18.9 is the bloody focal length lah. wah lau wah lau.

AHHH PHYSICS PRACTICAL MID YR EXAM. die lah. anything wif physics is screweddddd. mega screwed. i hate physics lah. stupid practical. some stupid light question come out. wtf la. how to do. i havent' done light in lyk 1 yr. plus the stupid hall doin some air con upgrading so bloody noisy. where's the condusive environment. after the stupid exam we were confined in the stupid hall for 2 bloody hours. that's the worse thing. esp wif all those upgrading ari con going on. super noisy. and best of all i have najid puss faris kk suaning me bout 18.9. it's correct lah guys. when i say it's correct. it's correct. =))) after the whole confinment thing went wif faris and zr to parkway to get his stupid pouch. on the way there saw mr hazrin and ms koh walking back to sch together. ms koh was holding some red umberalla that was so striking even someone at the other end of the road could spot..auntie lah haha. and then that mr hazirn tryin to act macho walk infront in the hot sun tink he the rock. den ppl were tellin me on the bus mr hazrin has a chinese gf. YUCK MAN. i mean i am not into inter racial relationships, but seriously wat is the girl thinking man. love is blind but i certianly won't wan to deny myslef any chances of missing out on pork. i mean which CHINESE girl in her rate mind would wan to give up any chnaces of eating pork ever again in her life. better stop here before i continue on wif other more senstivie topics and risk hamdan threatening me wif his fist again. no actually is i better stop here or later i would continue on bout mr harzin. dun wan to jump to conclusions or offend ppl whom i have judged based on a few unplesant incidents. pork pork pork pork pork. the best thing u can ever have in your life. BBQ pork is yummy. so faris stfu just because u can't eat pork dun say it's smelly lah. BBQ pork is sweet.

on my way to sch, saw dis super cute girl at my bus stop. and she took the same 55 as me leh. wahhh. super cute sia. she got that kinda ms lorraine tham look. a bit lyk her. but add a bit more cute. a bit more younger. hair a bit longer and smoother, and u get dis super cute super cute super cute girl at the bus stop waiting the same 55 bus as me. she waa listening to zen mirco. at last someone hu dosen't use ipod. zen mirco frm creative, my muvo oso frm creative, see we share the same preferance of brand leh. i tink we are fated. plus she is super healthy lor. she brought plan water in this old ice lemon tea plastic bottle. wah such a simple and cute and healthly girl. and she board the same 55 as me leh. we went up TOGETHER U NOE. she was on the right i was on the left. i tink we are really fated lor. den she sit down first and i took the other side of the bus. and yes faris it's bus number SBS 480Z. i painfully see the bloody nbumber plate for u so u can take the same bus as me but no u PANG SEH and take some double decker 55. pang seh king lah faris. so i slept on 55 wif dis cute little girl listening to zen mirco on the other side of the bus. i woek up and looked behind but she wasn't at her seat liao. i sad sia. she must have gotten off while i was still slping. but then at hougang there she SUDDENLY APPEARED AND GOT DOWN THE BUS. wahh she must have changed seat to the bvack of the bus where i couldn't see. wahhh soooooo lucky i get to see the stop she drop off at and get to see her cute little face one last time. but it dosent' really matter where she drops off. IT'S THE PLACE SHE BOARDS THE BUS THAT IS IMPT. the bus stop opposite my block!!!! omg omg omg i tink she's living in the block oppostie mine. wahhh since we are fated we shall meeeetttt again someday. it's confirm she stay in bishan one lor. it was lyk 8am in the morning when i boarded the bus. can't be she went for slumber party at her fren's house in bishan then morning wake up and go back to her house rite. so she confirm leave in bishan and a 70% chance of living OPPOSITE MY BLOCK! wheeeeeee we are fated we are fated we are fated we are fated. girl at the bus stop opposite my house i will be waitin for u same time at that very same bus stop tmr at 8am. :)) she's singaporean.

and to all those hu still say i nv link. i dun have the time to lah. haha. html is not my forte. dun wan to waste more time on it. linking is bad. it's how ppl get to noe more blogs and discover your blog. it's kinda lyk invitating unwanted ppl that will bring u trouble. and stfu bout blogs being pulbic domains and everybody can access it. screw off lifeless ppl hu blog hop. get a life. stop wastin your time. my blog is in a freakin worse condition. none of the stuff i have at the left hand bar is updated. if i could i would ahve ripped off the stupid hot pink lyrics scrolling up and down. only the posts and taggy are updated ppl. so dun borther wif the links.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ZHAO YAO LAM. sry i really have no idea wat to get for u. kinda broke oso. and i see u have your new crumpler. lol. happy birthday darling.

katie holmes katie holmes katie holmes katie holmes katie holmes.

someone shld really watch batman begins again and again.

no not for batman or christain bale.

for KATIE HOLMES.

katie katie katie.

kat kate kate-ne katie.

katie katie katie.

KATIE HOLMES

shouted out at 8:33 AM

OH SHIT.

i am down with katie holmes fetish. katie holmes is the only thing on my mind now.

katie

katie

katie

shouted out at 3:45 AM

batman begins rawk.

pure 90mins of raw action. raw batmoblie. raw batman. raw katie holmes.

the whole show juat rawk. frm the sart to the end. it's super cool.

the fight scenes weren't as gd as matrix or mr and mrs smith, but it's enuff.

the plot wasn't that realistic, but which movie has a realistic plot.

the batmobile rawks. super cool vehicle. some hummer and tank combined into one. got some stealth mode somemore. plus it can jump here jump there. super cool. super cool.

the batsuit rawks oso.

the whole movie rawks. but wat's the ongoing thing in the whole movie?

KATIE HOLMES.

she is super cute. katie holmes. katie holmes katie holmes.

and the best part of the movie is that batman revealed his true identity to katie holmes in this movie. tt's the best thing lor. not lyk spiderman, only reveal in the second movie.

waiting forward for the second instalment of batman. there will certianly be. since it ended off wif batman hunting for joker. and that means more katie holmes. katie holmes. katie holmes.

shouted out at 8:35 AM

I STUDIED.

for the last week starting frm wednesday after the sloth decided to leave me, i STUDIED. muhahahahaa. after finished revised chem. i went on the do geog elective. and now it's more or less completed. tmr it's social studies all the way.

lol feel very funni when i saw my name on fari's "ppl hu go vj through acad". i didn't noe ppl saw that my mental capability could bring me into vjc. sometimes i myself question whether i could enter a jc if i continued my flopping results. and faris best of luck for your gilbert heng letter of recommendation to vjc ya. i tot it was suppose to be confidental. "the only person whom i knew of that had such a stronge desire to learn and excel and had such gd leadership quailties." whoa wat u do to gilbert heng to make him write such fantastic things bout u ah...haha i dun tink even my parents would write such things bout me. gd luck away. and it's suppose to be confidental. faris' secret attempt to make a dash into vj through dsa. lol. well at least IT Club quailfies for vj. scouts is not on the list... w8w8 do they even have scouts in vjc? lol nvm i have benifitted frm scouts a lot too. independance and decisiveness. DAH LAH.

got back social studies paper today. not bad. 30/50. not bad as in for the class standard. very bad if i wan to take dis results to o's. i am second in class. black bala got first. 31/50. i tink he stole the answer sheet and hid it in his sock. bala is the only person i know of who will actually steal frm his own race. stupid indian. eh i am repeating myself. it shld be just indian. notice it's singular, so i am not refering to the whole race. i love pravind. naroth is another black tt's cool. balu lump of shit i hope somehow u stole enuff loot to get u 2 bucks and go zion to get into my blog. coz all i wan to tell u is: u are one big fucker.

so my both combine ss and geog elective i got 60.5/100. i think i top in class. but still tt sucks if i am to bring it to o's. so i am gonna have to mug. has been quite depressing lately, mid yrs, then prelims and very soon the big O. it sounds obscene, the big o would normally refer to the big orgasm, or maybe it's just me. nope i am suppose to be a puritan. sometimes when i come to tink bout how fast time flies, it gets scary. and somehow it's not the fear of o's. it's the fear of losing your frens and teachers, losing the sch as a whole, losing the spirit, losing the essence. it's the fear of losing everything once u progress to jc. it's something lyk the p6 feeling, but intensified.

i have been swallowing every single word in tourism and management for geog. i think i can be a tour guide.

Singapore Zoological Gardens: 28ha site with 3600 animals. animals are kept in enclosures blah blah blah.

Night Safari: 40ha site with 1200 animals in 110 species.

Singapore Bird Park: 20ha site with 8000 birds in 600 species.

Underwater World: 83m acrylic tunnel. where vistors can see life feeding of stingrays and sharks.Vistors can also stay overnight in the tunnel to observe the sea creatures' night activities.

Menara KL, or KLCC, or KL tower: 421m tower. used as a telecomunications tower. 4th tallest building in the world. that was when the book was published. but ever since the twin tower got bombed by osama, i think it's the 3rd or 2rd.

and tt's only a fraction of wat i have stuffed in my brain.

hello world.

i studied.

shouted out at 8:10 AM

hello people.

for the past 4 days i havent' been studying. it's lyk some long holiday. big mistake i realised.

sat and sun was playtime at auntie's condo. 2 days of cycling. my ass still hurts. i hate my bike seat. it's screwed. can't they have better seats or somthin.

mon was disaster oso. spent the early afternoon meeting ms koh and aaron at parkway bk. lit. lit more lit. and no i am not gd at lit. after that followed her back to sch to get lit books frm her. when i got home, it was alredy evening time. tt's 1 day down.

tuesday was worse. late morning dad fetched me to sch to return the books to ms koh. that idert zhihan was shouting mr pao mr pao. wtf la. my dad inside the car rite. then still can come up to me and ask me that one ven yuen ah. cb i dun go up to sui mui and ask her eh u sui mui ah rite. whoa liao zhihan ah zhihan. nv invite me to your little dinner of yours still can treat me lyk tat. face the wall and repent la. after that the whole family headed down to auntie's condo again to teach my brother how to ride a bicycle. haha. until now he still dunno how to ride la. went to IMM, and got my bro converse shoes. whoa seh pri 2 get converse shoes liao. i think he getting vans for this next pair. punk kid in the making. so that's another day wasted.

but at least i did something for the past few days. finished revising chemistry.

hydrogenation.bromination.combustion.addition reaction.subsitution reaction.combustion.incomplete combustion.photochemical smog.catalytic converter.ozone.unburnt hyrdrocarbon.tri-iron tetraoxide.buaxite.cryolite.limestone.haematite.isomers.condensation polymerisation.addition polyerisation.oxidizing agent.reducking agent.locating agent.Rf value.solvent front.

phyiscs is dead screwed la. how the hell can faris do so well. i just wan to pass for once okie. bloody faris. bloody faris. bloody faris. dunno why overnight physics beocme so pro. basket i reliase those answers that shld be calculated i can calculate out, it's those when they ask me to explain or define that i cannot do at all. u noe why? no basic understanding of the topic. uh oh. hahaha. newton go to hell la. Force = mass acceleration. fuck that apple that fell onto your head.

a math and e math still a big question mark. next week must finish revising all the a math topics.

geog and ss. i top the class in geog. i top the class in geog. and how much i got? 61.5/100. tt one call top ah. it's a B4 lor. ss haven't come back yet. i think hamdan will top la. he deserve it. he study lyk shit sia. but too bad the topic that he studied nv come out. lol. could see his face was damn panicky when we found out the topic that was coming out 30 mins to the mock exam. hamdan is another rising star. must watch out. 24 hour sch camper. study non stop. top in chem and physics. title holder of science king. a math and e math he oso mugging lyk siao. nooo hamdan noo hamdan.

english. another big big big problem. NOOOO MS LORRAINE THAM SAVE MEEEEEEE...

oh ya did anybody read the prinicipal's note on the sch webby? he seem so eager to tell the whole world that vs is installing air con to her hall. big deal. it's lyk the whole world has air conditioned halls except VICTORIA SCH. so pls la, air con the hall not big deal. dun have to tell the whole world and keep updating bout the completion date. we would aprreiciate if u can provide us wif more lifts that only students can use. and guys, yes the air con cost, they took it from the ridiculars $40 that we paid for our printing cost. tryin to cheat our money. $40 for photocopying cost, and we still have to pay for all the past yr revision books. tonner and paper dosent' cost that much. dun try to cheat us.

shouted out at 9:08 AM

oh shit

zhihan is feeling crap rite now all becoz of me.

plan A worked. the 3 way approach. frenter testi. msn nick. acting super crappy.

sry dude. cheer up.

but on the other hand. he maybe lying. so i have to be on my guard. hahaha. frens these days...

so bro...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. may all your wishes and dreams come through in the following yr.

i owe u a b day jack. plus one or making me feel disappointed.

btw anybody watched harold and kumar go to white castle. i think it's super funni.

oh ya and spongebob squarepants the movie.

uh oh. i think i am going spastic.

shouted out at 8:21 AM

hello people.

zhihan is a fucker.

shouted out at 7:44 AM

week 3. june hols.

helloooo helloooo hellooo again. welcome welcome to my very very boring blog. where u will get an insight of my very very boring life. yes welcome again. visitor. and it's MOVE IT not movement or moment. i tink i need some hearing aid. i can't even hear the difference between move it, movement and moment. i am getting old. I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT. U LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT. WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT. I LIKE TO MOVE IT!

it has since been a week after i uninstalled warcract 3 and stopped playin dota totally. i am surviving fine. wow i guess i rock. i quitted just like that. no cooldown. no nothin. yesterday i was just plyin 3 hours of dota. and the next day. totally none. i rock. i think i can quit any addiction on earth jsut lyk tt. so maybe i shld consider smoking. yeah that would be cool. oh i am crapping again. sry.

pass few days were both fun and boring. my whole family migrated to my aunties house. yes the auntie hu flew off to climb Mont Blanc mountain. i checked liao. the mountain is called mont blanc. it's in some funny funny name town in zurich. or off zurich. or watever la. so anyway my whole family migrated to her house. nthin much there. sian. super sian. whole day sit down there and watch movies. in less than an afternoon, i watched The Day After Tmr, Princess Diary 1 and 2. cool rite. haha. that's wat boredom can do to ppl.

well another activity i could do there was cycling. no actually it's the only activity other than watching movies. so i took my bike. atfer like 6 months of not cycling it. and i went on a cycling spree. cycle for the almost a whole evening till dusk. my auntie's condo is somewhere deep inside private estates, so i went to explore. and i found out 1 thing. rich ppl are bastards. they shut thier gates. and they have 2 cars. always 2. those bastards. a merc and a bmw. or an audi convertable. volvos are common. and if those have toyotas, they will buy 2 of different range to prove that they aren't poor. i hate them. all of landed property holders, DIE. yes zhihan that includes u. i bet u your dad has another toyota parked somehwere in teh garage. dun lie. so die zhihan. die.

eat the rich. save the poor.

found out tt our little scouts will be going to mt ophir for their little mountain climb THIS STAURDAY. hahahahaha wow wow. yay shall be sadistic. i am officially out of this thingy. yay. yay. hahahahha. no wonder ppl have been asking me if i had 30 litre bags. no darlings i only have a 25 litre sch bag. and sry i cna't lend. wat happen if u die. then my bag how. and winston wasn't the food ic. AWWWWWWWW. damn it tt guy has to try out my little post that i had during our time. he will LOVE IT. winston was telling me that if he goes through wat i have gone through during my time, he will die. muhahahha. die winston then. wat u see was only the execution, u didn't see the planning. muhahahhaa. die winston die. coursemaster cum part time treasurer cum part time file buyer (oh shit i haven't collected $1 for the file i bought for the sec 2s) cum food i/c. and i survived. yay. no lar turtle's job is much tougher. though wif power comes destruction. that guy has become a control freak, and a dexter wannabe. lucky the PLs dun need to follow him, or we will suffer under his mindless torture techiniques.

and mason u bitch u bitch u bitch. and all the dsa succesfull bitches. die. go get 21 points for your L1R5. i will start laughing. =)

shouted out at 7:36 AM

the end of the week. so fast. so fast.

since my last post, wednesday i tink, i have been surviving very very very well without my warcraft 3. without dota. i am officially free from the evil clutches of dota. dota dota dota.

thursday was fun. the lit senimar was seconday. the movie after that was primary. was feeling damn tired in the morning. sloth. got into the train feeling damn tired. sloth. oh yar i broke my record. i played jolin tsai's Dao Dai 5 times repeatedly in the train. i think i can still here her sing now. ok for once, tan daryl, i argee wif u. jolin rawks. no not her face. not ehr body. her song. that one particular song - Dao Dai. okie? and pls for godness sake daryl, dun limit your msn messnger contacts to 5. FIVE is certianly quite little. let me name them... hmm... first u have me. yes me. then u have that special gurl whom u like since primary sch. that's 2 contacts. oh ya that npcc enthu freak. wad's his name? hmm. forgot liao. but the whole sch noes him. npcc enthu freak. the guy wif specs that the protection coating have dropped off. making the lens look lyk some patch work. and he always stands super straight. eats and slps npcc. wow get a life dude. anyway not to get carried away. the fourth contact being wil beng. nvm bout that. he loves scouts. understandable. and the 5th being.... actually i have no idea. maybe zhihan? did he add u dude? anyways, doin a promotional for him on my blog. anyone hu wans to add him, pls do so. gmntzxdgnr@hotmail.com (weird hotmail add that makes no sense.) acutally he's a nice guy la. dun worry daryl i love you darling.

ok let's continue... met aaron and jing kai, sm goh's nephew's or something lyk tat, at somerset mrt station. took a short walk to singapore power station. wat a weird place to have a literature seminar. surprsingly almost the whole lit class was there. the senimar was boring. super boring.

after that was movie time. mr and mrs smith. action was nice. plot was impossible. they made the swat look useless. apprently mr and mrs smith bout have bulletproof vests that no bullet can hit them. while the swat team are just wearing bullet proof vests becoz a swat needs a bullet proof vest. all the swat one hit ko. ooo i love their oakley googles. angelina jolie
was *shing shing*. i tink it's the first time i actually got to watch a movie on it's opening day. oh ya and before the movie while we were having long john silvers, AARON THE SAME GUY HU PANG SEH ME BUY OAKLEY SHIRT SPILLED COKE ON MY OAKLEY SHIRT. 2 DROPS. (the rest went to the floor.) AND THAT TWO DROPS STAINED MY SHIRT WIF COKE. BROWN COKE. but darling dun worry i still love you.

after that the whole group of us walked to somerset mrt. aaron was in front wif ms koh. me and afiq were behind. (just place the remainding other ppl anywhere u like) then i spotted this 5 by 10cm white spot on ms koh's dress. this super big white patch. yes on a light blue dress. that's super obvious. me and afiq were laughing and laughin behind. then she found out la. no actually i told her. and then she started suaning me bout my brand new oakley shirt. and in front of the whole crowd at somerset mrt station. omg i was super pai seh. no gd picking up fights wif aunties. they kill. hahahaha but still have to thank her for oraganising the movie. tank u ma'am. lov ya.

went to fetch my auntie to the airport at night. she's goning to zurich. to climb some moutain. mont blanc. dunno if that's the moutain name or the place she's going. climbing moutain her passion, but i think it's super dangerous. fly all the way there to switzerland and instead of going for a ncie holiday, u go climb mountain. and the trianing u ahve to udnergo b4 u actually climb the moutain. and the gear that u buy. new ski poles that cost200 bucks, blah blah blah. oh ya btw her yellow nike ACG jacket looks super cool on me. that thing's worth 100 plus bucks. hmm my christmas present maybe? ahhaha i dun mind 2nd hand stuff. anyway wish her best of luck. god bless you. and may the force be wif u.

friday's the end of this week. 2nd week gone. i am scared. scared. mason. mason the bitch. and all thsoe bitches out there hu got into vjc through dsa. fuck all of u. bitch. get 21 for o's. i will laugh. laugh i will. will i laugh. AHHH MASON U ESPECIALLY U. U ARE MY DARLING AND YET U BETRAYED ME. U DIDN'T SAVE A PLACE FOR ME. U BITCH. MASON. U DIE. U DIE. think of the wonderful days we spent by the moonlgiht. just u and me.... AND NOW U BETRAY ME. hmm wonder if iman got it.

watch madagascar today. wheeee 2 movies in a row. haha madagascar super super super super funny lame nice whoooo. I LIKE THE MOMENT MOMENT. U LIKE THE MOMENT MOMENT MOMENT. WE LIKE THE MOMENT MOMENT. I LIKE TO MOVE IT! (issit movement or moment ah.)

shouted out at 8:23 AM

Help.

life is screwed.

life is screwed.

tried to do physics today. do until bang my head on the wall.

how the hell can faris pass his physics paper.

I HATE PHYSICS.

UNINSTALLED warcract 3. i am quitting dota. can't believe it. my only source of entertainment, gone. i am officially a no lifer. a loser.

can't believe after taking 1 full hour to choose between a shirt size of medium and large, i made the wrong decision. the large size that i bought was too big.

now i have to go all the way down to that shop to get it changed. thanks aaron for pang sehing me. i could have gotten medium size if there was someone there to actually look at the shirt to see if it fits me.

i realised that oakley is weird. a boutique that dosen't have a full length mirror nor a changing rm. but somehow i am attracted to the smell of polarised lenes and metal frames. trust me they do have a smell.

dsa dsa the whole world is talking bout dsa. yes dun rub it in. scouts DO NOT HAVE DSA. apply using wat? good leadership quailties? haha big joke. i am a rankless puny little scout at the bottom of jeremy's list. haha wad nonsence. ok now i realised that maybe joining a uniform grp was a good idea. no actually i relised that a long time ago. just that ping pong didn't wan me the other time. dsa through ping pong? hahaha. shld have joined vsxc. then farrell and go home. i will be running faster than ronghua. btw if u dunno wad's dsa, it's DIRECT SCHOOL ADMISSION. a little flying red carpet that brings u into vj. or watever jc u wan to enter. i pity iman's carpet. it's sinking beneath his weight.

i am stuck in my own imaginary world. i am captian nemo living in a pineapple under bikini bottom.

help.

yes help me.

shouted out at 7:58 AM

got lit seminar today again. haha i find that my whole hols has been lit lit and more lit.

met aaron at orchard at 8.30. we had some senimar in RELC, some building somewhere near rgs. fat daryl was at the station, shouted at me lyk nobody's business to attract my attention. oh he looks disguesting in that yellow polo tee of his. btw fat daryl is blubber.

merieth was there too, so we walked together to RELC, orchard road looks dead in the morning. stopped by at mac to have breakfast. actaully it was only merieth hu needed BF. time was 845. we needed to walk another 15 min to reach RELC.

left mac at 8.50am. so wonderful. ms koh wouldn't be there today coz she got no tickets, so no sweat man, take our time. no attendance taken. arrived there at 9.05am. yes we were late but hu cared.

the speaker was some old woman ang moh. lol she was super sang. stage so big only her alone down there. went to sit wif the jared and naroth gang since the 4E gang wouldn't offer any amusement for me. without harry and charles, 4E is just a bunch of quiet weird ppl. so was wif jerald and naroth and some other 4G ppl. joked and crapped a lot. mark was reading a book in front of the speaker. lol bloody rude, lucky we were seated at the last row.

halfway through the presentation ms koh msged me say she's comin and attandance will be taken. wah all hopes of the 4G gang ponnin the next presention was gone. of coz being the gd boi i wouldn't pon la. haha wad lies. i paid for this thing. no actually tharman paid for this thorugh edusave. no actually it's my father's taxes.

skipped geog becoz of lit. faris sms me say i top in class for geog. 61/100. lol that one call top, then wad is last. haha anyways i dun think my loyal fren faris will NOT lie to me. master jedis do not lie. so i am the top in class for geog. i am the king of the world.

i still can't believe i am top in geog.

after the first presentation went for lunch wif everybody. there's always this damn funni scene for the lit ppl. this whole bunch of tall guys would be all crowded in a circle, then in the centre of the circle u would always see this small female - ms koh. that's why i always try to stay out of his circle and be on the outter rim. =)

i still can't belive i am top in geog.

after lunch the whole gang proceeded to walk down orchard road to somerset after lunch. had fun. everybody was joking and laughing. walked pass house of condoms. everybody seem to take a lot of interest in that shop. lol clement's father own that shop. too bad clement wasn't there.

i still can't believe i am top in geog.

the second presentation even more boring. sitting next to ms koh and calvin. boring. boring. boring. the only tool i could use for entertainment was my hp. so i msg msg msg msg msg msg msg lyk siao. for those of u lyk faris hu got my "eh dun pang seh faster tell me if how much u get for geog" type of lame conversation starters, i am sorreeeeeyyyyyyyyy. dunno how i landed up in that sitting position oso. naroth and gang pang seh me. got some kc or st nics girls where in the back row. coz it's auditorium, the seats are higher. so the moment i turn behind. zao geng. yuck. lucky i nv see. no actually is lucky i avoided my eyes. those look pure butches from the way they sit. legs all spread out. yuck.

i still can't believe i am top in geog.

after the second presentation aaron was suppose to accompany me to get my oakley shirt but he pang seh me for his pri sch frens. whole bloody lot pang seh. so walked to mrt station wif ms koh ALONE. ALONE U KNOW. ALONE. THE WHOLE BLOODY LOT PANG SEH ALL GO CINE EVEN AARON PANG SEH ME. yes so i had to walk to the mrt station all alone wif ms koh. haha ms koh is actually taking driving lessons and has already passed theory. LOL. a driver needs basic navigation skills u noe ms koh. hahahaha.

i still can't believe i am top in geog.

bought my shirt ALL ALONE after talking 1 hour to try sizes medium and large. that stupid shop dosent have a changing room nor a full length mirror. and they expect customers to buy shirts and pants there. siao la. got my shirt anyway. 25 bucks. quite ok for oakley. considering nike is 30 plus. the same shop where i got my pair of specs replaced for a new one FOC. oakley warrenty rocks. one for one exchange. no questions asked. trying to follow apple ah. another company which replaces ipod lyk they cost 5 bucks. oh well we paid a bomb for their stuff. might as well exploit their warrenty. =)

i still can't believe i am top in geog.


notice the perfect oakley circle. no scratches no nothing. yes it's a 1 day old oakley straight line 2.0


killer teddie strikes back...


dis pic looks cool. took a moving vehicle on another moving vehicle. we were having Drag race. of coz my ferrari won. it's accerlation is much faster. sry i am crapping again.

i still can't believe i am top in geog.







shouted out at 2:28 AM

Lit Seminars

pass two days was super fun super busy. had these 2 lit seminars. one in st nics and the other in crescent girls.

Yesterday's one was damn shoik. st nics at ang mo kio. i stay in bishan. that's menas only waking up 20 min b4 the actaul meeting time. meet hann khee, naroth (YAY I FOUND OUT HIS NAME lol), merieth and aaron for breakfast at s11. then we made our way to st nics, 15 min late. u can't except to be early wif hunky ard. realised that st nic's field was the full compound of vs. yes our sch is pathedic in terms of size. no actually it's in terms of EVERYTHING. all we have is a stupid mote for ppl to wade in the middle of the so called metropolis.

went to collect our tickets for the various presentations we were to go later. hunky again was doing everything for us. lol he's the man. we were all sweating lyk crazy. just realised st nics dosent' have fans. settle down eventually and we procceded to the various presentations. our sch was presenting of coz, went to watch. not very gd. realised that girls have a way of doing presentations that attract the audience attention than guys. or maybe it's just their faces. picked up quite a few stuff from the presentations, not bad for a start.

st nics is sexist. they dun have gents. only 1 at the first lvl. and the cleaner auntie dun seem to be cleaning THAT PARTICULAR MALE toiliet frequently. the whole place was flooded. lol i was screaming and yelling inside that ppl outside could here me. darrell was made the superstar coz of his hair and his ego. disturb him lyk siao during lunch. and yes in front of girls.

today's senimar was in crescent girls. smaller compound. but still much bigger and better than our sch. wake up man ppl hu think our sch is the best. wake up. crescent girls' hall damn huge. air con. shoik. they had some feminist speaker for their opening speech. she jojns lyk all the female activist group that singapore has ever had. no good. ppl hu are too smart are evil. second speaker was candice. too bad i didn't get a close up of her face. she looks nice from where i was sitting all the way at the back of the hall.

the sch a row behind us was wearing some pizza hut uniform. red and black. yuck. future pizza hut delivery bois and girls. ms koh was busy typing something in her hp. then 5 mins later she showed me and aaron dis message. "be active and participate more..." of course it wasn't spelled out in full sentences, it was in all that funny funny symbols. took me lyk 3 secounds to figure out was that message was saying. funni why she couldn't just tell us since she was sitting next to me and aaron. hahaha sometimes ppl can get werid.

crescent girls was nice. at least they had gents. nicely cleaned. thorugh it's a temoparay female converted male toliet. BUT AT LEAST THEY BORTHERED. that toliet had some weird sanitary dispenser. 40 cents for one. khari bought one. but he didnt' show us. saving it for himself. oh yar and i found that in eveyr cubicle they stuck this little note on the bakc of the door to remind the girls. here it is. it's blur.



Ladies,

Let's practice Good Rest Room Courtesy,

• Flush after use.
• Keep toliet clean and dry.
• Wrap sanitary pads before throwing them into sanitary bins.
• Please be considerate for the next user.

Thank you for your cooperation.

shouted out at 8:28 AM