passing over parade 2005.

another closure in life.

scouts...

a place where i was bonded closely to my frens. it's really a through thick and thin thing in scouts lor. the days where we were knocked down lyk nobody's business, to the days we were knocking them down lyk nobody's business, we shared every moment together, slp together, cooked together, bathe together, it's sad that everything has to come to an end again.

although scouts might be super slack, PLTC wasn't. PLTC or patrol leaders training camp was something that was special, something that only scouts can give. who would not forget the times we had our layout inspection, 2 hours of hell running about different areas of the sch unpacking and packing back six days worth of clothes and other stuff in impossible timings lyk 2 mins. that kinda feeling was worse then hell. coz u noe it's impossible, and at the end of the 2 min 50 pushups waits for u. and this continues for 2 hours, at 5am in the morning after being woken up in your deep slp.

besides that very specila torture method, PLTC oso has solo night. unlike any other night activities from other ccas. while night walk for every cca would just be walking ard the sch in the dark, ours was to slp in pulau ubin's jungle alone for 1 night. tt's hell man. and before we set of, they will start telling just stories of japs being killed on ubin. as u noe, ubin has no street lamps no nothin at night, sleeping in a jungle for 1 night in pitch dark dead scary la. and u have to pitch this thing called a basha using 2 trees. alone. in the middle of the night. in the middle of the forest. and u are only given a candle. so after u pitch your little house to slp in, u have to slp there all alone. and wake up at lyk 5am in the morning and head back to base camp, in darkness. alone with only a candle that can't do much. so u are practically walking in pitch dark relying on moonlight deep inside the jungles of pulau ubin trying to make your way back to base camp. it was then i got more spirtually connected, and i realised the importance of one's faith. faith is the only thing that keeps u going in sch a situation. silent prayers as u walk in pitch dark. i thank god for giving me and strength i needed. for those who had been through army this is nothin reaaly, but we were only 15 when we went through this. so yeah it's an achinevement. to survive a torture camp. 6 days. and yes we did not bathe or had any proper food. life was hell. but recalling it, it was fun.

it was only through scouts that gave me such memroies no other cca could give. and i am actually quite glad i joined scouts. though i was nv meant to be one.

i made my way to sch in scout u, and a blakc jacket ard me to cover up my uniform. i dun wan to be seen as a christmas tree walking down the street trying to catch a bus. i looked lyk a suicide bomber with that black jacket and holding my shoes bag and eveyrthing, but of course i am CHINESE. CHINESE = NOT A SUICIDE BOMBER. but that wouldn't be the case if shukri weras lyk that.

passing over cermony was kinda quiet and boring. and the plagues given were the worse i ahve seen. i saw turt's plague, it was double sided taped onto the plague itself. wil beng is seriously trying to cut cost. and the service awards look ridiculous. previous yrs they engraves on the plagues, but this yr they literally printed the words out. it was lyk the plagues were home made from the den's printer. worse plagues i have ever seen in my life. and upon closer look of my plague i realised it had this shadowy effect, which means it was even printed properly. wah seh. can vomit blood.

gabriel li presented me with a black and blue pen for a farewell gift to his beloved patrol leader. WTF LA GABRIEL. others got toy car and tollyjoy milk bottles, and i got a BLUE AND BLACK PEN??!!!! the only thing i could do was to laugh and alugh and laugh throughout, coz it was jsut to funny. the look on gabriel's face trying to explain wad he obiovously did on purpose, and those two retarded black and blue pens, wahh laugh until can die. GABRIEL LI U BETTER GET ME A BETTER PRESENT THE NEXT TIME I SEE U.

another closure has come and gone. it's sad to think that in less that 5 months everythign would be over. it's real sad. i wish i had 4 more yrs. but it's less that 5 months...

shouted out at 7:20 AM

5 more weeks left.

5.

i dun care, my o's target is 8.

prelims 11.

i have calculated. i am safer than anybody in this sch. my wonderful combination of 2 sciences and 2 humanities is super ultra safe. poor hamdan, mug so hard, but he failed his geog+ss. so in the end he got l1r5 25. so yeah u see it's the humans that screw ppl up. and i have 2. lit and geog. so if one fails, i have the other. safety catch.

o's 6 subjects. cleared chinese with an a2. i don't think i will get an a1 for this time ard's chinese o's. so it's gonna be a2. english is a subject tt u can't do much.

so i am down to 4 subjects.

e math
geog+ss
chem
lit

a math is the safety catch. physics, too little to late.

have been mugging a math for the pass week. i am still very very very very very weak. but a math must get a1. it's a give away. i dunno how. i am getting it. i dun care.

went to changi airport with leon to do amath yesterday. at least i mastered addition vectors and relative velocity.

changi airport toliet open concept. there's this advertisement on the entrance of the wall. i was reading reading reading and thinking bout my amath that i absent mindedly walked into the female toliet. omg. i swear the sign above the toliet looked the same as the male. i didn't know i walked into the female toliet, still deep in thought, until this indian behind me told me u are in the wrong toliet.

sibeh malu.

the zhao yao incident. i think those ppl are just too pro. now zhao yao has a mysterious cause of dengue. DENGUE BOY. shall not eleborate more on that matter since i dunno who reads my blog. i just need one to be a pautoh king. but zhao, shaun chook was visibly shaken and concern when he heard the whole thing. the first to start msging u. yeah. i saw his face. he was worried for u. u have found yourself a good pal dude. but the stuff he said kinda turns ppl off. "msg zhao yao first. dun msg the others first. msg zhao yao first." the silent observer could feel that selfishness he had. shaun if your reading this i am not blaming u for anything okie, u may not know it, but i certianly felt it, and it's nothing wrong really, but it's the way u put the msg arcoss to others. chill dude.

the whole class got knocked down by randell siow for a full 15min during p.e.
it's been a long long time since i have been in that position. 1 and a half years. and i do not like that feeling of it. i do not like it.

still hooked to initial d comics. but the cartoonist is super anti climax. but i am still addicted to it.

5 more weeks. time to switch revision to other subjects instead of just pure amath.

have faith.

amen.

shouted out at 3:26 AM

farking faris, for your information...

a bastard name faris swap my no wif ms tham's one. who would realise, not lyk i memorise ms thma's no by heart, i think i shld after this incident.

that bastard faris msg me using ms tham's name telling me "j-wei can u pls tell faris to coem and collect his file from me."

i forwarded the msg to faris who was ms tham.

i got back some weird cock msg that nv made any sense under fari's name. come to think of it it makes hell lot of sense under ms tham's name.

when i was about to leave sch, sent faris who was ms tham a msg. "hey i oing home now kwok nv come i stay in sch for nothin." no somehow someone upthere was kind enuff to prevent me frm adding the word fark in front of any of those words, or the result would be quite different now.

no reply. thought nothing of it.

faris send me a msg under ms tham's name. "j-wei are u in sch."

the msg is normal rite. so i replied "haha no i home liao. leh. i ask faris to get the file frm u liao."

then faris using ms tham's name replied something... upon reading the word "bastard" i knew it wasn't ms tham. fuck.

yes so faris this is the mess u got me into. u son of a bitch. i hate you. and no it's not funny u fag.

lucky ms tham was okie. i signed myself up voluntary signed up for her remidial but she say got no space. come on ms tham it's just one more student. i will be fully 100% attentive. lol. and stop imposting as ms tham in my tagg board. no morals.

i hate you faris.

shouted out at 4:28 AM

The class of sec 4F 2004 extends their deepest condolences to La-tits Kumar Ganesh who died bleeding to death after cutting himself in the chemistry lab during chem practical. Kumar is best known for his overgrown facial hair and his werid squeaky voice. Kumar is also one of the rarer indian who don't smell. Kumar is also known for his frequent toliet trips during class and coming back with his whole head wet. yes even his hair's wet. although he claims it's washing his face, the whole class knows he dunks his head into the toliet bowl and flushes it to achieve that "wet look". Kumar is survived by his indian gang which consists of apar sundar and shawn the drug addict. may he rest in peace.

initial d is one sadistic comic. atfer finish reading book 6, found out that author left the love relationship hanging in mid air again. initial d the movie oso lyk tat. all hangning. and best of all, it doesn't appear in the next book. i completed book 7 too. no sign of that girl who disapeared. it's lyk nothing have ever happened and another story begins. guess i just have to wait till songyan gets his money to buy book 8 to see if there's anything there. the author of initial d is sadistic.

that bastard faris didn't even apologise today. bastard. but at least he did asked me if i wanted him to buy rojak for me. of course i agreed. even when cold war occurs, contacts that have been signed along ago still have to be honoured. yes faris i still hate u even through u bought rojak for me and save me a lot of time quening up and stuff. i can hagn ard in lit class, then take my time put my bag and take my time go down and have my rojak waiting for me. thanks faris but i still hate u.

everybody's claiming they are studying in sch. but after attending one of their so called study sessions, i released only handam hatib juzice najid does studying. the rest just slack play fone talk talk. home is still the best.

shouted out at 7:44 AM

bastard faris. think his joke very funny. i hate malays. they can't tell right from right. they can't tell when a joke's gone to far. they can't tell the time and place to joke. no wonder they bomb here bomb there, and still tink they are right. wrong principles no morals.

that faris swap his no wif ms tham's no. and fucking got me into such a fuck mess. fucking bastard faris. dunno when his joke gone too far. fuck that malay. can't stand him anymore, he and his fuggin haircut.

start of sch again. as usual aa retarded as typical. daily ritual. the whole class is still not taking lkessons seriously. but not that the teacher took the lessons seriously. got initial d comics from songyan, and now i am addicted. lol i read book 5. had some difficulties at first, it's in chinese. lol. but as u get along, u get hooked. as in real hooked. spent the whole day in class reading initial d. lol didn't borther bout the lessons. oh yeah i am a bad example. but at least i didn't slp lyk shuan or aaron sitting beside me.

went over to popular to get book 6 and 7. whoooooo. more hours of fun indulging in a world of initial d. and i haven't even read 1 to 5. songyan couldn't find 1. so he only had 2 to 5. yeah so i skipped lyk 4 episodes. didn't really matter. it's covered in the movie. initial d comics really addictive. better then love hina. i was initially disappointed when i couldnt' see book 6 on the shelves. popular eveyrthing except 1 and 6. i was lyk omg. of all the books they don't have the one i had. thern i realised behind the books therer were 2 books placed horizontally due to the lack of space on the shelves, and bingo i got book 6. whooooooo. so i bought book 7 as well. muhahahaha bad time to start. bad time to start.

vscb has deproved tremendously. ever since iman's batch stepped down, the way they play is horrible. no coordination. out of tune trumpets. it's very obvious. and very unpleasant. dunno wad had happened to vscb. but i rather sing to the cassette tapes. i feel embarassed. not insulting band la, but they need to improve before they play in front of the school.

felicia chin look gorgeous. and the aids girl nikki oso. she's on maxim this month. make a mental note to self to bug rayn pak aka zhou jie lun to buy maxim and lend it to me. that guy buys lyk fhm maxim and stuff every month, and not forgetting men's health. he's gay. he uses men's magazines as a cover. men's health is the one he gets turned on by.

shouted out at 3:54 AM

speech day 2005. sitting beside najid was pure fun. his laughter was infectious. the front 3 rows started laughing with him. attracted quite a lot of attention i must admit, but we didn't really care. scouts marching was disgracful. the whole hall saw it. they were filming it live. and when scouts came out, yeah it was just yuck. cover my face with the speech day booklet. glad the marching was over. guest of honour came in a merc. den i turned to iman, who was lyk at the other end of the row behind me, and shouted IMAN YOUR FATHER INSIDE THE MERC DRIVING AH. the whole class laughed. i think the parents heard it too. who cares. it's our speech day.

the sch is baised. we get some fuggin burger and mineral water, while those bastards get buffet. oh yeah and we are suppose to be the students of the sch. we are suppose to be wad makes the sch. bullshit man. it's a freakin whole lot of propaganda. teachers were at their best, fashion parade, wearing stupid name tags. and whose money is that? well i am just glad we didn't have to pay 2 bucks for the air conditioning for speech day. retarded. that's victoria sch for you.

trip back home with zhao and farrell. haha shared some secrets ah. then realised the guy sitting directly infront of us was a victorian. shit.

got back my scouts photo. heard wil beng's b day was on speech day. yeah happy birthday wil beng. realised it's my second and last yr that i am gonna sit down on the bench during a socut photo shoot. well the feeling is gd. turt really needs a haircut in that foto. no actually an extreme makeover. ok fine yeah i need one too. but at least i look better in fotos. other thing i found out, WHAT THE FUCK IS IMAN AND HIS TRUMPET DOING IN MY SCOUTS FOTO. it's meant to be a watermark on every photo. but still, WHAT THE FUCK IS IMAN AND HIS TRUMPET PLUS HIS VSCB PPL PLUS A STUPID SBS PRESIDENT CHALLENGE BUS DOING IN MY FOTO. oh man i wan my refund. i didn't pay iman and his trumpet to be in my foto. upon closer examination, found out that picture was a whole lot of junk, and it's in my scouts foto. iman and his trumpet, chia, some vscb guy, ms koh, ester teo, ang, president marthan, and a whole lot fo other vscb ppl not forgetting that farking sbs president challenge bus. FARK OFF MY FOTO LAH. DUN SPOIL IT. ESP THAT IMAN. SO BLOODY BIG. OCCUPY SO MUCH SPACE.

from tmr onwards, i have 6 more weeks before my prelim.

amen.

shouted out at 7:26 AM

the gathering of the 2fer's certianly brings back memories of the past. the past where we were bonded so closely, the past where the o's were still a long long time, the past where nobody really cared about studying, the past.

pravind was a source of humour throughout the whole gathering cum movie outing. if that black doesn't join mediacorp he's wasted. had a wonderful time with the others. pravind, aaron, hann khee, shaun, alexi, and of course paul. we were basically talking cock over and over again. yes the past does seem wonderful. it's so different now, each of us have our own goals and aspirations. we are all different. that spiritual connection we shared during our carefree sec 1s and 2s were long gone. sec 3 were the crossroads. each train going off on its own direction, heading for its new destination. still we keep talking. laughing. joking. a sad but happy feeling.

the island was some typical action flick. interesting story line la, but cannot happen in real life. clone fighting for their rights. scarlett johansson looked shing.

shouted out at 9:14 AM

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

mending a broken heart...

shouted out at 3:58 AM

moe is cock. they count decimal places for our results. so poor ppl lyk us have a 59.9. if they round it up, it would have been a grade jump. it's not lyk anybody's gonna care bout our decimal palces when we show our results to our parents. but a grade jump affects us hell lot coz it means an improvement in L1R5 of 2 to 3 points. i heard pravind got retained because of the decimal places. he didn't pass his math by 0.2 marks. so he got retain.the whole system is cock la. and my mother tongue is missing. while everyboyd's english failed due to some error. wake up sch admin. civil servants are suppose to be efficient as they ultimately rely on the citizen's taxes. yes wake up sch admin.

wahhh faris X800 watch porn quite clear ah. wassem is despo. can see. the way he watched it. the other where only lyk getting glances at the X800. faris must delete. no morals. cannot watch porn. not in class. not during WLM's lesson. LOL.

shouted out at 7:16 AM

i hate ms tang. of the 400 sec 4 students sitting in the hall, she had to haul me up from that lot. make me stand up like some stupid dog. then after 2 minutes ask me to come out. and the way she ask me to go to her was as if i am her dog. and then she started touching and meddling with my hair. MY HAIR NOT FOR U TO TOUCH. then after fumbling and pulling it for 1 minute, she ask me wad did i do to my hair, i replied i pull some wax to hold it up, she ask me go and wash me. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. NV EVEN TALK TO HER B4 IN MY 4 YEARS IN VS. she's damn baised. farrell chan beside me hair lyk fuck. next to farrell was faris his hair obviously touching the eye, AND SHE HAD TO CALL ME UP? MY HAIR WASN'T EVEN IN ANY SHAPE OR STYLE LOR. I WOKE UP TODAY LATE AND I JUST DUMP SOME WAX ON MY HAIR TO HOLD IT UP. even aaron said my hair wasn't in any cock style. so why the heck she catch me. SHE'S SUPER BIASED. and STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR. SQUEEZE HERE SQUEEZE THERE PULL HERE PULL THERE. super besket. i hate her.

shouted out at 7:29 AM

results came back today. all at once.

morning assemsbly apc was on his romps again. started scolding the whole sch. calling all those poor ppl hu nv bring tie. go on stage. 1 by 1. lol trying hard to shame us. no use. we stand as 1. united. yeah so i enjoyed the little show of screwing others in front of the whole sch. laughing most of the way. instill fear in us? dream on.

English - 66 B3
MT - o's A2 i dun care i coutning my o's
e math - 60.6 B4 wad fuck result is that man
a math - fail
lit - 72 A2
geog e + ss - 66 B3
chem - 55 C5
physics - 50 C6

yeah so if u use this, l1r5 would be something lyk 19. but of course the sch will force me to use my mid yr mt which is a B4. so it will be a 21 or 22.

came back home told my parents. they dun fucking understand. they dun fucking care. all my mum asked was, "can u go jc a not with that score." i said no. "then no good lor."

fuck. they dun fucing understand. it's caled mid yrs for a reason. fuck.

dad came home. asked the same thing.

fuck i hate my parents when it comes to such shit. they dun understand. but they think they know a lot. then all they know is whether your score can go jc. if cannot it's bad. if can it's gd. FUCK.

now i dun even borther to explain to them. for fuck? they dun understand. and for fuck i still try to console myself now. tell myself it's ok u are better than 60% of the sch, don't worry u can secure a place in the top 5 jcs. wake up man. it's seriously time to wake up. no assumptions.

wat have they been doing during meet the parent sessions. dun they explain. coz u see parents listen when apc talks. but parents dun when we talk.

suicide.

take a deep breath.

close your eyes.

and jump.

take a last look at the world beneath u.

as u take another deep breath.

and eveyrthing goes blank after that.

ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

shouted out at 7:29 AM

no honey stars have been bought yet. i am living a day without those tasty stars.

got back some results today. lol. first was combine humanities. geog and social studies to be exact. mdn kwok was trying to sign a pact with us not to tell anybody that she went thorugh the results today instead of on monday. i don't think anybody listened though. it's only 1 more day. anyway the pact is over since i am out of school.

got 34/50 at first go my geog paper. highest in class. i do not know how mdm kwok counted, but i counted and i got 31. some how bastard soh is the highest. social studies i got 35/50. leon got 38/50. bugger. i choose the wrong essay question to do this time around. or i would have gotten higher. oh well have to get back the ss and geog paper before i can do any analysis and see how am i gonna study from there.

chem prac paper was major screw up. 23/40. what cock results are that. mcq i got 31/40. not bad lah compared to the clas. chook shuan kah hean got 32/40. idert. ssk is pregnant. wore some maternity clothes today. lol her stomach not even budging and she started to wear liao. trying to let the whole world know she's pregnant.

went to see ms tham atfer sch to pass her the heritage stuff. i was at the first staff rm door. she went to the second door. terrance and david where there finding another teacher. then she gave them attitude, and called me over and smiled. whoa. i like some big boss. slower walk over. while terrance and david standing next to her as she daoed them to the max. yeah man lorriane rawk. she knows how to give ppl sweet first impressions. even the way she said thank you was so cute and sweet. and i think she's teh only teacher who said thank you to the student. no wait. i am not. i am the CAPTAIN. lol. so yeah today at staff room scene was super shiok. i was lyk total domination while others get attitude from her even when they tried to ask her something. felt happy. no more than happy. top of the world. ran into ms koh after that. she looked different, like super tired. well she has terrance to do her bidding, her little personal assistant who will go ard collecting edusave forms from all lit ppl. poor thing la that guy, kana made the personal assistant, or should i say willingly volunteered..lol.. no we shall not bow down to the evil clutches of auntie koh.. hahaha.. lorriane is the only person hu can get me working coz she's so sweet. muhahahaa. oh yeah and maybe wil beng. no wil beng's not sweet thank you.

joined the zhao gang for lunch. wahhh some zhao going transparent with me huh. lol. yeah man rawk on buddy, but dun need to go transparant la... i a bit pai seh ever since sharing wif u those stuff over the net... the zhao gang were talking cock as usual. jared. haha. first they dugged up naroth having a cursh on ms koh.. then we were all laughing and suaning him, while naroth was cursing and swearing at all of course. haha he was super intensed, started shouting "she's chinese she's chinese.". from his reaction, looked exactly the same when we teased shaun bout having a crush on raine. yeah so it's true. when ppl u accuse ppl of something, if they react violently, they are unknowningly admitting it. human nature. lol. so wad can we conclude? shaun has a crush on raine, naroth has a crush on jen. wah naroth cross racial ah lol relax relax la. jared started insulting every single teacher who walked pass the canteen after that. super funny. ben chee is famous for being raine's dog. even jared knew it. ben with his white afro hair and chicken style of walking is famous in the sch alredy. faris would call him "the fat guy with the white afro fuck hair." everybody has seen his dog skills trailing raine everywhere she goes. well so it's not only me alone that gets disgusted of this sick freak. and the best thing is he doesn't admit it. the worse thing to do. like how the whole sch noes i have this huge crush on raine and gets on with life. even raine herself knew it, that time the class was lyk "ms tham j-wei like u j-wei like u.." then she went "huh i tot he no longer likes me anymore he like some other teacher..." yeah and that teacher has got to be ms yeo. DAH LAH.

faris got his new jay chou fone. panasonic X800. endorsed by jay chou. lol no wonder that guy was giving me url of that fone yesterday night. yes faris the fone is cool it's nice. stop chaning fone. that;s the last one u are gonna change lah. lol i kept asking faris u not scared i steal your fone huh, he said he trsuted chinese. lol.

last but not least, some sch admin news again. ang pow chew went up to stage today agian telling us not to dirty the walls that the cleaners have painted. stressing that they are old. unknownlingly, he is telling the whole sch i am a heartless bastard who would rather let the poor old cleaners paint the sch compound than to hire professional painters. and yes i still think the vic pricipal look evil. i mean he's adrain lim. he shares the same name as the the psychotic killer who would rape and kill them brutally after that.

sin city download 100% completed. burned it into a cd alredi. anybody wans? lol it's vcd quailty. dvd quailty would be 1.5GB i can't afford to download it. yeah so it's quite blur when u do it in full screen. or maybe it's just black and white. shall watch it when my parents aren't at home. it's R21 for blood gore and violence, wonder what kinda stuff they would do. o better to watch when parents not around. jessica alba here i come. hahahaha

anybody heard the song Technologic by daft punk? do and download the song. it's super techno. and try to sing along. trust me u can't. that guy who sang it is not human.

shouted out at 5:26 AM

i finished my honey stars. waiting for mum to buy more. help. i can't live a day without those honey coated little stars. yum yum.

jessica alba is getting hotter and hotter. she's on Life. she's on 8 days. gd she's still not on fhm or maxim. jessica alba is clean. innocent. and she's mine.

sin city download still stuck at 72.1%. no time to on com to download. can't wait to see jessica alba in sin city. gd she refused to do any nude scenes in sin city. she's clean. she's innocent. good.

jessica alba. rock on.

today i was sitting in 55. heard some sec 3 noobs talking bout rumors of felicia yeo going to wild wild wet with wong wai lit and she was wearing a white bikini. little sec 3 noobs, those aren't rumours, those are truths. iman's big mouth is really going ard the sch. it was only 3 weeks ago that he told me and half the sec 4 population he saw ms yeo in white bikini. and now even sec 3 noes. desperate sec 3s. get a life lah. lol pot caling the kettle black.

NKF is getting it hardcore. good.

shouted out at 7:54 AM

yes i am not alone. the whole lvl is doing very badly for their mid yr examinations. gd. die all die together. sch reopen today again. yes we do not have marking day. basket. sch admin.

ang called us to the auditorium again to talk to us bout our poor results. this is lyk his 4th time talking to us bout exams. well tt's the only thing he can talk to us besides saving electricity.

adrian lim was sitting behind us. we didn't even noe. i said bullshit quite loudly when apc was saying some stuff. adrian lim's our new vice prinicpal. just found out his name today. he caught derrick soh for his dyed hair. dun really care bout derrick. he's a bastard. talk so much cock, when get into trouble quiet lyk some mouse, then after that talk and boast again. serve him rite.

anyway i found out adrian lim through ms tham. lol. ms tham rawks man. she was telling us that adrain lim is scary, cause there used to be this serial rapist and murderer adrain lim some time ago in singapore. see guys i told u our vp was evil, dun believe, now there's some person hu has the same name as him hu goes ard raping and killing ppl. yeah so ms tham was talking bout adrain lim, she went "yar so u noe right adrian lim would lure girls and fuck them before killing them." the whole class stun down there. "what's wrong wif that word it's a word used to describe something rite?" the whole class still stun. "ya so u noe right adrain lim would lure girls and have sex with them before killing them." yeah man i lov ms tham. she's explicit. new age teacher. yeah man. yeah man. the first time i ever heard a teacher say fuck was ms koh during sec 3 when we stayed back half the class stayed back during recess to complete some essay then she forgot to give some stuff out to the class. so she went "oh fuck." in front of half the class of ppl hu stayed back to do their essays. it was loud. then she was lyk "no no i was saying for crying out loud." haha. the second time was chow tiz kit. the time when he got busted by subra go slacking during the class. i was at the teachers table with him asking him to mark my essay. then he mark half way and said "fuck" and started shaking his head, obviously pissed that roy lau busted him in front of subra for slacking in class. yeah so today's the third tiem i heard the word fuck. but this time is public audience and it's intended public audience. oh yeah ms tham u rawk man.

but seriously wad's the big deal of fuck man. najid uses it lyk in every sentence. it's just a word wad. no big deal. just another adjective, to describe stuff. anf fuck's a universal word. all languages regconises the word fuck. and best of all fuck can change frm adjective to adverb to noun.

NKF is disappointing man. ha trying to challenge SPH. it's lyk challenging the media. serve them right. the whole world noes that nkf is over spending, but they just dun have solid evidence. but nkf did something very wrong by thinking they very big go sue sph. sph is the media man. now everything's out in black and white on the papers. hahahaha. i ain't gonna donate to nkf anymore. lucky i nv call during the charity show. support president's challenge. i trust president nathan.

paul came back today. aaron as usual pang seh. so had to bring paul ard the sch. lucky we met pravind cause i was lyk running out of topics to talk to wif paul. i realised the gap between me and him now. 2 yrs without contact. it's sad. he used to be my best fren. oh well shall try to bridge this gap these few days before he goes back to canada. yeah have to thank zhihan too. haha. after pravind left zhihan joined in. so i didn't sang with paul. walked ard the sch and talk cock, and best of all paul got to see lorraine tham. we were running all ard sch trying to locate her. then she was in the hall. the air con hall. and those poor old cleaners were painting again. screw the sch admin man. heartless bastards. can't they hire professional painters. these ppl are old and weak. i hate the sch admin. yeah so paul got to see ms tham finally and he said she was cute. yeah man. i told u she was. even one glance at her frm someone hu have nv seen her b4 knew she was cute. the 3 of us stood ard and watched speech day after that. scouts and marching can never mix. i rmbred how idoitic i looked during the speech day. it's their turn now. muhahahaha.

jessica alba was the cover girl of today's Life. she's hot. no doubt. i am her offical fan now. Pao "jessica" wei. call me jessica frm now on. jeremy i am talking over your girl. she's mine now.

i am addicted to HONEY STARS. THE TASTIEST STARS IN THE UNIVERSE. help.

shouted out at 7:32 AM

in the examination hall during chem paper 1...

mr hazrin: boys one last reminder to check if u have any electronic devices on you before the examination starts.

sai bond: (turns around to CHOOK SHUAN KAH HEAN) are we allowed to bring calculator?

LOL

i sit next to chook was controling myself from laughing. sai bond like first time take exam, OBVIOUSLY CALCULATOR CAN BRING IN RITE. OTHERWISE U CALCULATE THE MOLE WITH WAT. YOUR FINGERS AND TOES HUH. ppl hu had part of their education in china certainly had their logic screwed up. justice justice justice.

the JUSTICE LEAGUE

Hilmi - juz-ice juz-ice
Dinie - justice black. justice in training
Zu Yao - justice sehnat (not straight)
Sai Bond - justice china

and together... they form... THE JUCTICE LEAGUE

SHUAN CHOOK KAH HEAN. U IDIOT. I FORGET TO BRING MY ERASER. ASK U TO LEND ME. U DUN WAN. IDIOT. SIT BESIDE U SO NEAR OSO CANNOT PUT THE BLOODY ERASER ON THE FLOOR FOR ME TO TAKE IT HUH. basket. sit beside chook no fun. add pressure on me. dun share things. cannot see answer coz he hides them. and he dosen't even wan to share his answers. if he eraser oso won't share, obvioulsy he won't tell me his answers rite. idiot chook. and chook was sucking cock today in front of the whole sch today. he was the guy hu addressed the whole sch on some history debate thingy and read out the names of those who were awarded. then at the end of it, he went "i would also like to thank mr khoo for his CONSTANT support." the sch went "whoa" and only 2 words came arcoss everyone's mind at that monet:"suck cock" it's was super obvious. proclaiming your love for mr khoo in front of the whole sch. and the way chook stretched and emphasized the word CONSTANT was super disgusting. and u noe wad chook said, "didn't u hear the irony in it? i was being sacrastic." lol even a 3 yr old kid can tell that was a lie.

chem marked the end of the 3 week long examination. super stupid. super retarded. courtesy of the sch admin for strecting it for 3 bloody long week. poor planning. poor admin. results in such long and boring examination timetables. 3 weeks gone. thanks to sch admin. and now they are charging us for the air con coz it's for 3 weeks long. my father pay taxes ok. taxes cover for my education. including electricity bills. and seriously, i dun really care if there's air con or not in the hall.

fantastic 4 rawks only because of jessica alba. otherwise the plot is lame. unconvincing. the worst of all the superheros. i tink spiderman is still the most realistic one. jessica alba is hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. and she's only 24. i took my first step in becoming jessica alba fan by buying 8 days which had her photo on it. jessica abla 4ever.

AARON LIM U ANOTHER ONE PANG SEH ME WATCH WAR OF THE WORLDS. GO WITH YOUR RED CROSS PPL LA. PANG SEH ME. all pang seh all pang seh go and die go and die. shall go download war of the worlds when the dvd quailty comes out. downloading sin city now, my next step in becoming a jessica alba fan. someone buy me dark angel series? i wan to have everything that is realted to jessica alba.

before i end off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAJID. U OWE ME YOUR BALLS. run away from the hall to the canteen, hide inside your mat group. no one dare go near touch u. scared later kana jihad. nvm there will always be belated b day celebrations when u are solo. hamdan too. tie both of u up and kick soccer balls into your crotch. nvm i will sure miss and whakc your face. can oso la hor? lol. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

i realised that both chee bai ben and chook shuan kah hean have been using proper english. so i shall use too. though my english not as chim as chook, i shall reduce on my singlish starting with my blog :)) in attempt to gain last minute bonus points in the race for lorraine tham.

to infinity and BEYOND!!!

shouted out at 9:33 PM

fucking extremists.

and now our mrt stations are crawling wif bunch of policemen hu does nothing. u tink u hold the gun can save the whole world frm bomb ah. act fierce. wear some red beret. wear some vest with the white words POLICE branded on it. walking advertisment for the police force. challenging the whole world to come bomb us, we have police to protect us. we are powderful. bomb won't hit us. SO COME AND TRY YOUR LUCK HERE. BOMB US.

dun worry.

if got bomb. i will be the first to run.

frm now on i shall walk if i it's within walkable distance. and never sit double decker 55 buses. u never noe wad's at the back. no wait. pravind's always sitting at the back of 55 double decker. dun tell me he extremist. the black bomber.

shuttup ppl. i am not a racist. i listen to siti nuharliza. i mix with fellow muslims. faris. hamdan. iman. no wait. iman is part time.

wassup with friendster blogs updates. i get one in my hotmail telling me yangzhi has updated his blog everyday. and it has stupid titles lyk "today is burnt" "today is grey" "today is slightly better" retarded. http://yangzhi.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/ read his entries.

chem revision. completed alredi. now doing papers. chem i have to score. yea tt's wat i always say. dreams are just dreams sometimes.

anyone watched project superstar? i tink it's super lame. the boys look cuter than the girls. and the way they eliminate ppl is super lame. nvm.

i am an official evangeline lilly. for those hu still dunno hu she is, she's the super hot super chio super exotic jane in LOST. the one thta has that maturing but yet playful look. i am her fan now. HER FAN. yeah jeremy. stuff it with your jessica alba. i have katie holmes and evangeline lilly. not forgetting my all time best rachel stevens frm the disbanded s club 7.

monday is the last paper. chem. tuesday is rest. wednesday would be hell when the results come back. thursday would be more hell when more come back. then friday i predict ang pow chew will go on stage and give his "if u do not start working now u will never be able to do better than the previous batch." typical. then all teh teacher would start nodding. sch politics. it's just the same as any business organsation. politics. hu dosen't wan to be HOD. just another principal. order here order there. when results dun come back. start blaming others. and i tot i read somewhere in my social studies textbook that civil servants practise metiocracy.

and dun ever go near the new vice principal. he's evil. oh that's my personal opinion.

shouted out at 8:20 AM

2 days have passed just lyk that.

yesterday was lit. kan chiong coz all the themes and characterisation i nv really studied. the only thing i did was to read through the whole king of the castle book during the youth day hols. before u guys tink lit is easier than bio, we have to study 2 books for lit. I'm the king of the bastle and twelve night. king of the castle is a novel. it's thick. it's a story book. yeah can u imagine that. we have to analyse every page. every word. bascially analyse the whole book. and for twelve night, it's some shakespere play wif old english. guai lan english. english that u dun understand. and we are suppose to memorise quotes frm there. and twelve is quite thick oso, though not as thick as king of the castle.

so i only started reading during the long weekend. then on tuesday started to kan chiong. so stayed back and ask ms koh some stuff that i didnt' understand bout lit. aaron pang seh me again. that guy always pang seh. say he got chinese oral. den he pang seh me. went back home feeling quite confused and all. it's lyk i still haven't done any themes or characterisation on the books. i chiong and chion and chiong once i got home. while the other lyk faris were slacking at home coz they dun have any paper tmr. still couldnt' understand some stuff. so gave ms koh a call. lol. lasted 35min on my hp. can die. when i put down the fone my batt compartment was super hot. realised ms koh's voice on the fone sounded lyk jamie yeo's one on radio. it's that type of voice will make u slp when u listen. haha quite scary. got some important info on the books yeah. thanks ma'am. lov ya.

lit paper turned out managable, but somehow my essay lacked of insights, lack of depth. ahhh wadever lah over liao la. mt orals after that. wad a day man. the timer was felicia yeo. WHOOOOOOOOOOO. the whole class was going gaga over her. dennis esp. doing that straw sucking action. haha. and she saw it. she was walking out of the class after briefing us, then dennis did that action, then she saw leh. hahaha. but she didn't do anything. just smiled to herself. LOL. i tink she happy sia. i tink she rmbred me coz she noe how to read my name when she was marking attendance. my name super guai lan wan wat. if u first time reading my name u confirm will pause for a while. but she didn't. so she still rmbred me. of course la. i so famous. yeah. dennis screw off. u no chance. ms yeo was my sec 2 math teacher after monicia chan left. lol. that time she new then we bully her lyk siao. quite poor thing. yeah those were the days. carefree. nothin better to do. then that joshua branson would go ard lying again. "eh today she wearing g string. pink colour." all that bullshit from joshua branson got the class quite sick of him. well tt' sec 2. haha.

realised ms yeo was actually kinder than she looked. maybe she changed during the 2 yrs in vs. btw she gave me extra time i tink. she let me read the passage two times to the end then she stop me. or maybe it was just conicidence. yeah but still she was kind the set up for the oral is hell weird. u sit practically next to the teacher. wtf. then everything i didn't noe how to read the word i went FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. but ms yeo didn't care. new age teacher. i like. oh ya did i mention that ms tham used the word "anal" to describe the marking scheme of the english compo this time ard. she went "eh u noe ah this time ard the marking very anal leh, one comma missing oso will minus one mark." i was a bit shocked when she used the word anal. lol. showing her explicit nature ah. i like. fel yeo even said gd luck to me b4 i left the place. soooo kind. so actaully she said it to everybody except RYAN PAK. LOL. jay chou kana dao.

chinese oral was totally screwed. the examiners came frm duman high. mr pang was one of them. dun tink he rmrbed me. he left when i was a socut in sec 1. nobody rmrbed sec 1s. slaves. oh well we all go through that period of time in scouts or any uniform grp that u are the lowest piece of shit in the whole troop. nobody really cared bout u. nobody borthered bout u. u are practically a slave. yeah sec 1 that's sec 1. then in sec 2 u start to feel a little better coz there's someone u can share your feelings wif your fellow sec 1 slaves. den sec 3 u will be king of the world. ok nvm back to oral. the other examiner was super chio la. duman high got chio teachers. have to keep in mind. young and chio chinese teacher. wahhh solid. but the topics for this time ard is anal. something bout a couple abandoing their new born child. and i am exepcted to give comments bout tt? isn't it simple. the couple didn't had any sex education. they did wear condom or it tore, resulting in unwanted child. u expect me to put this in chinese and tell the exmainers straight in the face? retarded. i suggest we educate the young about sex and screwing safely. or we could set up condom dispensers in void decks to facilitate the purchase of them discretly. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL THE EXAMINERS THAT MAN. WAKE UP LA MOE GIVE SUCH ANAL TOPICS TO TALK ON.

a math today was as usual. i am gonna slack the whole day today while the other study bio. i had my hell during lit. now' syour turn bio ppl. i am gonna slp later. while u guys are studying. then tmr i am gonna slp till 12 noon while u guys are doing the paper. and wil beng's e mail landed up in my junk folder.

daytona anyone?

shouted out at 10:00 PM

ahhh lit tmr. LIT. lit. LIT. lit. LIT. lit. LIT. lit.

oh well i gotta slp now early. while the rest of the world starts to play.

bio bastards.

it's ok it's ok on friday i will be waking up at 10 and see the sun. then i will go back to slp. doing all these while bio ppl are doing their bio paper. photosynthesis? hahahahahaha.

does anybody seem toc are the fact we have chinese o lvl orals tmr?

shouted out at 8:29 AM

e math paper 2. first time in my life that i had the confidence while i was doing the paper. but i was still bleeding mucus. bloody hell mucus here mucus there. my nose was dripping wif mucus, plus the cold cold cold cold cold cold cold air con. poor victorians. doing exam paper in such extreme conditions. it's either too cold or too hot last time in the airconless hall.

SHAUN CHOOK KAH HEAN CHOOK KUM K. IDIOT. DO SO FAST. DEPRIVE ME OF MY CONFIDENCE. he was at least 1 page ahead of me. then i turned to him and went "chee bai la do so fast" and instead of slowing down, he gave that sly smile AND DO EVEN FASTER. DEPRIVE ME OF MY CONFIDENCE. AND BECAUSE OF U I LOST 4 MARKS TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH YOUR SPEED. there was this vectors questions the later part of the question need to do some area of traingle thingy. i look at shuan den i was tinking nvm la skip this thinking one first later then come back go on to the next question to catch up wif shuan, but den i NV GOT TO THAT QUESTION AGAIN. NO TIME. SHAUN CHOOK KUM K U TINK U SMART U DO SO FAST LA. DO SO FAST FOR WAT. basket. shuan seem to have a lot of confidence. metal note to self: mumble more and make him freak out so he can't concentrate.

another thing during today's exam was my bladder. dunno why b4 exam i went toliet. the paper was 2 and a half hours. at the 1 hour mark i felt the need to pee. at the 2 hour mark alarms were going off. at the 2hour 26min mark i cannot tahan anymore i ask ms leow can i go to the toliet. u noe wat she say? "i am sorry bu do u know that normal cambridge rules u are not suppose to go to the toliet 15mins before the paper finishes." she stand down there come and explain all thses stuff to me when was bladder was about to burst. o=biously i noe the cambridge rules rite. later i rushed to the toliet immediately after she collected my paper i i peed a record breaking time of 15 seconds. no acutally ocme to tink bout it i think it's 30 secs. stand there for 30 seconds just plain peeing. shoik man. i just realised today that the right to pee is such a wonderful freedom. when your bladders bout to burst the feeling is worse den hell. shuan's fault. do the paper so fast for wad. FOR WAD.

shouted out at 10:45 PM

for those who value the romance between the characters more than the cars, dun WATCH THE MOVIE. i was very very very disappointed when the "The End" sign come out. they shld at least rap up the love realationship btewen jay chou and that jap girl. how can they leave it hanging wif jay running away frm the jap girl after he realised she was a prostitute. i thought the love part was very very disappointing. the cars part very nice, slide here slide there, but whoa the romance part i cry. tink i wanna buy initial d comics to read liao. hahaha.

edison is super handsome. he's the super handosme guy in the second pic. i tink i have a crush on edison.

shouted out at 8:39 AM