ahhh wad a wonderful week last week was. hectic but fun. not the hectic study type, now is the hectic shopping type. from afternoon shop late into the night. wah shoik man. the best part bout dis is tat it's not window shopping, it's shopping for real. muhahahaha. went on some freak shopping spree, whoa shoik shoik so fun so fun. of cos for poor ppl lyk me dis is fun lah.. but for rich rich rich rich super rich ppl lyk mr shaun chook kah hean going to paragon wld be an everyday affair. haha jk lah jk lah.

but that was last week. last week was a week for frens and shopping. dis week wld be more time for myself. haha some careful planning ah, no lah actaully i just tot bout it. so today i packed my super messy super cocked up table. haha up till dis point of tiem only pack half way. it's really too messy too much dust. it's lyk u dunno where to begin lor. i woke up lyk 10 in the morn den i had dis sudden impluse to pile up all the useless worksheets sticking out all over my table. so off i went and it became 3 super huge piles. worksheets notes everything tat was paper went into the pile. i tink can recycle lah. shall sell to gana guni. faris u wan? lol i tink must sell to faris a bit more expensive cos it's my intellectual porperty u noe, next time when i become president such stuff wld be worth millions. so must charge faris more. hahhaha.

my table seriously filled with dirt and dust lah. can actaully feel the dust going into my nose, tt's how bad it is. wah had to clean and wipe everything lyk mad, den sarting packing up all my used books. all those books tat have brought me no fond memories (e.g all MATHS and SOCIAL STUDIES textbooks) went straight into another pile, while those which brought happy memories remianed on my table. so now my table's cleared off so much mess, but yet still so messy. dunno why oso, maybe it's just fated to be lyk tat.

by noon time table was still in a shit mess. didn't even had breakfast nv even play dota pakc my messy table but still cannot finish. buay tahan. so heck care table. went to swim after lunch. lol i actually went o swim lor. not bad quite pro me quite pro. swim first time after 2 years still can manage a 22 laps. yay another milestone in my life.

tour in 3 days time and counting.

book me while u can.

be quick. i am famous.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

faris dun forget psp. dun pang seh.

shall swim again tmr. yes yes swim swim swim. underwater gives u a super clear view of the ppl swimming in front of u. lol free zao zeng. yuck i am sick. no j-wei is a puritan. puritan. PURITAN. hahaha.

shouted out at 6:31 AM

today early in the morning wake up rush off to aaron's house without even eating breakfast. super hungry on the train. den i had dis sudden fettish for RAMLY burger. didn't noe why, must be cos a few days ago while the bus was passing by pasar malam i saw the whole row of stalls got a total of 6 stalls selling ramly burger, den i tot must be super nice lah, but my dad always tell me such burgers are junk cos the way they cook it is so unhygienic cos they anyhow stuff the frozen beaf pattie. haha but dunno why suddenly got fettish for ramly burger.

so when i reached aaron's house i immediately wanted a ramly burger. lol was chanting ramly ramly ramly all the way. of cos he say dun have lah, but when i open his freezer to inspect, LOL THERE WAS A PACKET OF CHICKEN RAMLY PATTIES IN HIS FREEZER. he oso dunno it was there lah, but it's jut so funny, here i was chanting about ramly and he has ramly chicken patties in his fridge. wahh super ironic super funny. and hu in the world would buy ramly chicken patties man. hahahaha


the ramly ramly ramly ramly ramly burgerrrrzzzzzzz

after breakfast went up to do ms koh's debt list. spend lyk 3 hours on it, now we both hate mircosoft. it's just so stupid, the words go out of line so easily and all tat stuff, so stupid lah mircosoft really cannot make it. get me a mac. yeah so after 3 hours got it done and now it's the delivering part. went to tampines, i hate tampines already cos of it's super lousy layout, and i have to visit it today again. urgh

at tampines interchange i almost stepped straight on vomit which was on the floor, den we had to spent 5 minutes in tat noisy and dirty interchange trying to figure out which bus go, den the stupid bus 293 was so bumpy tat i almost fainted. and the ride was so long and the bus was so hot, dunno why the bus lyk got no aircon at all, andthe bus shaking lyk a dog. by the time got there a bit dizzy and super tired liao, plus the stupid blistering sun, wah i hate tampines. den walk all the way to the block just to find tat the stupid letter box was locked. u noe tat type of letter box wich u can lock it to prevent ppl from putting junk advert into your letter box. yar so it was locked, we were lyk wtf so much time wasted just to come here to find a locked letter box. den in the end went all the way up to the unit itself to place the letter. and for the first time in my life have i seen such a messy outside of a hdb house which looked lyk a disaster zone. and wat freaked me out more was tat stussy shirts and addidas tube tops were convienently hung outside at the void deck. and the door wasn't open and it looked lyk nobody was in the house. begging bala to come and steal u noe. i tink if bala noe this place he confirm everyday come and steal. hu dun wan stussy shirts. but for girl one lah, aiya bala everything oso can sell wan lah, theives have their way. of cos mah, it's a trade.

so after the tired jounrney of delivering the letter to her doorstep, i almost rammed into a dead crow under her block. wtf. no it wasn't a dead crow, it was a dying crow. it's legs were still moving. and now i am gonna be the first person in singapore hu is suspected of bird flu. hu noes tat dying crow may have the H5N1 virus. yes so after all these stuff tt i went though, i have decided tampines is the worse place ever in singapore. it has failed in terms of infrastucure, cleaniness and everything lah, dunno why ppl live there live until so shoik. can't stand it anymore. but since everybody was happy after tat, it was quite worth it lah. but still i hate tampines. stupid vomit lying everywhere on the floor plus dead crows infected with H5N1 virus.

after tat went to cine to get aaron's bag, den i went to timberland to get my shoe. no no no no no i am not shaun a.k.a KK hor. my shoe completely different from his. his is tat type of high class type mine is trekking shoe. but my colour is super striking lah, red and black, so i am confirm going to get into trouble when i start sch. but hu cares, enjoy while u can, if they kau peh the most change shoe lah. haha change to bata shoe den beomce mat. yay!

spent money today again. wah everyday spent money lyk free. go shopping lyk dun need money lyk tat, see shirt lyk dun even think, go and try on den buy liao. tt's the life man. haha i feel so shaun chook. lol jk jk.

tmr tmr tmr tmr tmr tmr tmr tmr crap lah got no solid plans. gana spent half the day at home palying dota i guess. or maybe i shld pack my room. high time to pack it lah. but i see i sian. nvm i got 8 days to read go read first, li lin looks super hot for a mama. haha MLIF!!!


just for the record, dun it look super chio and sexy? hahaahahahaha

shouted out at 7:10 AM

yes a full day shopping today again. so shoik.

early in the morning, moe's fault, wake me up at 7am to reach sch by 9am for some joint admission for jc briefing. of cos i didn't make it by 9am, went there at 9.15am. moe gave us dis super thick booklet contianing all the o=information we need and all the sch info, for wat rite, not like i going to read. so spastic. after o's they noe we brain shut down still give us so thick book filled with words to read, i see i sian. they shld come out with an audio book, make it into podcast better lah, haha talking lyk a own an ipod. futhurmore, moe datelines are seriously retarded. we get the information today, the 23rd, and only givern 3 days, up till 26th to complete our registration for jc online. u tell me how retarded it is, wad if ppl go on holidays, if they miss the 3 days dateline they confirm miss today when we are suppose to get our registration information rite. so subra's theory of "don't worry u if u are on a holiday, u can do it there online" is totally retareded, irrelevant, and such a lousy lie and excuse. if we go on holiday, 100% we wld miss today, how to get the password to access acct to go jc? and the sch only told us bnout dis day during o's, by den all hols wld have been booked, no way to change. so once again, moe has shown how inefficient they are, not user frenly at all, the whole system of this booking is seriously flawed and retarded. tt's why i always emphasize, education only turns ppl more stupid. tt's not biased, i am judging by how the way moe operates. basket election coming still lyk tat.

so after tt went to queensway to accopany farrell and gang buy soccer boots. haha they walked around queensway and explored every shoe shop available, den finally they bought after desmond almost fought with the indian shop keeper. lol. so war going on between hima nd the shop keeper, arguing about the most retarded things on earth lyk where the g.s.t goes to and bout being a "happy customer". super funny, super retarded, super desmond. i bought 1 19 bucks shirt at queensway as well, yes it was on impluse. regretted it when i saw new world order was having offer, 2 shirts for $30, nevertheless, still grabbed 2 NWO shirts. haha cannot buy anymore shirts liao i thing i bought 5 in total.

went to paragon with gary and desmond after tat to shop for quicksliver flip flops. so expensive, all above 20, but gary being rich bought it without much thought, i coundlt' bring myself to buy it, so i decided to coax myself to buy when i reach home, which i have successfully done, so tmr i am going to buy. muhahahhaha. well tt's not the highlight of the day, the highlight was tat we saw mr shaun chook shopping with KK and his wife. whooooooo!!! haha at paragon u noe, gary spotted them. they were at lvl 1 of paragon, and for those who frequent paragon, u wld know tat lvl 1 of paragon is out of bound for 70% of the singaporean population, nothing counting foreign talent. so we have come to a resonable conclusion tat mr chook is not rich, he's ultra super duper rich. we were at the 4 lvl, they were at the 1st, rushed down tryin to catch a glimpse of were they going, on the way down at the escalator was super funny, told gary "faster take out camera" lol den he really took out his little 2.0 megapixel N70 to prepare, felt lyk paparazzi. haha but they were at the lift loobyd went we found them, shaun turned around just as we walked past, i think it was sixth sense, but shaun, u noe him lah, being a dao kia with his dao face he's obviously too blind to notice the surroundings, so we walked pass him TWO TIMES unnoticed. hahaha shaun ah shaun, ppl wear sch u at paragon oso cannot see.. and yes shaun chirstmas is coming, the spirit of giving, let me thank u in advance :)

tmr wld be a busy day oso, go shopping with aaron. haha how wonderful i have succesfully booked my whole of dis week. morning dota, afternoon till night shopping den dota again. tiring but fun. tt's the life. next week planning sulmber aprty at aaron's house, den i wld be flying of on firday for a 10 day korea/shanghai trip, and when i am back immediately wld go buy my new 6680. THAT'S THE LIFE MAN. NON STOP FUN, NON STOP ENTERTAINMENT.

i am starting to understand the power of cash. cash bring u fun peace laughter joy. cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash.

WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



whn style meet substance. enough said. the Nokia 6680.

shouted out at 6:04 AM

o's are finally over.

deleting brain of wadever memory it has left of my 8 subjects, especially social studies. well i tink i have quite successfully done it. i took 5 mins to solve my brother's pri 2 math qn. how wonderful.. tt's the first sign of mental degradation. hey at least i still know how to spell :)

my table still remained as messy as ever. i have no idea how to start packing. all the stuff there can go into the bin, but there's too much stuff to start off with. so maybe one day, one day when i have enough time, i would ask town council to come and carry the whole table plus the cabinet next to it away, save my trouble packing.

life nowadays still as hectic as before. everyday is wake up at 8am in the morning go play 4 hours of dota, den after tat in the afternoon meet ppl go shopping, den at night meet family go shopping, come home at 10 plus and play dota for another 2 hours. if i carry on like dis, i won't have to even tink of starting on runs, shopping slims ppl down when u start walking ard the whole of orchard for the whole afternoon. oh not forgeting i watch seseme street. it's kinda cool u noe, addicted to it alredy. now there's Big Bird's Journey to Ernie, where big bird goes around finding ernie, and i learnt the new Ernie Dance today. so cool. it's "Step Step Step Jump!" tt's the Ernie dance. tried to dance but it doesn't really work out. go try it lah, step step step jump! hahaha

i have a new shopping list officially :)

1. Shoes
2. Wallet
3. Handphone
4. Socks
5. Clothes (both top and bottom)

so far only got a new wallet, the rest still pending.

as for my handphone, dunno whether to get k750i or 6680. so confusing. dun care 6680 looks super rare and super nice.

o levels were not so bad after all. but i have to admit moe just loves to stuff their noses in any possible place they can find, typical kiasu singaporean. how even the o lvl paper they have to be part of the setters. so now instead of Copyright UCLES (uni of cambridge), it's Copyright UCLES and MOE. for wat rite? spastic moe. and now dis year the paper got harder, much harder than past year papers. cos of moe. i hate moe. they have been doing nothing right to the rigid education system, i can't even take a fucking lift in my sch which was built by my father's taxes. i mean wad the fuck man when i take the lift i get threatened to be sent for canning. cane me lah, nabei i see how much shit u get for canning a student who took the lift. stupid chia wan to threaten oso threaten properly. tt's exhibiting your stupidity, not scaring the student. i am a 16 year old thank you. i know tt if i take the stupid lift i wld not get sent for canning neither would i be sent to the police.

o lvls the only biggest screw up was ss. ss was a complete fuck. stuied 7 out of the 12 chapters and nothing came out. screw moe anyhow set the paper. i hate hate hate hate hate moe.

oo don't u just love it when u don't have to study... oooooo

let's all do the ernie dance! step step step JUMP!

hahahahahahah i am spastic i know it.

one last thing, can i please know which schs the invigilators came from.. got one shing barbie hantu teh teh haha wear infront and behind until so tight. so tight until when see walk the jeans stretched to the max and it's hard not to notice when she walk pass your table and your eye lvl at tat point of time sees face to face with tat round round uh um. ooooo "i like big butts and i cannot lie, u other brothers can't deny..." whooo i didn't noe taking o's can be so much fun. POWER TO THE HANTU TEH TEHS!!!!

shouted out at 6:58 AM