a handshake of carbon monoxide.: 03/01/2007

Saturday, March 31, 2007

the thin line between love and infatuation. we just can't differentiate it can't we?

whoohooo and muse rocks.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

i have no idea why people with so much education can tink of such fucking stupid ideas. u wan to merge vs and vj and make vs into a co-ed sch for fuck? for better results? and u are forsaking our 130years of tradition for results? wad kinda warped idea is this. if u wan to get a fatter bonus at the end of the year, tink of sth tat will improve the standard of education in vs, instead of taking the easier way out by merging the 2 schs. who dunno how to do dis? i can fucking merge all the schs in singapore to get better results.

merging is only a temporary measure. u are not solving the root of the problem. who the fuck dunno how to merge. it's the easiest way out for ppl who are too lazy or are incapable of thinking of other better methods to improve the quailty of education in the sch. vs used to be such a good sch, now wad has happened to it? we have survived 130 years without any help from vj or the girls, why now? and who are u to change this tradition. u weren't even born when vs was born, u are in no right or position to change any damn shit.

vs will never have girls running around our sch grounds. fucking never ever.

u keep your skirts off our sch and we will leave u in peace.

FUCK OFF MY SCH.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

dis was taken off jiehao's blog.

"It was pretty fun having our GIs and DI Dennis there eating with us, especially looking at how J-Wei gets bullied by Xiaoyun."

NG XIAOYUN i am gonna KILL u tmr. oh and blog hopping is fun stuff. intrution of public privacy. whoohoo.

oh and cambridge approved my lit proposal, and i got an E for my lit. deproved by 2 grades from my promos. AIN'T IT WONDERFUL?! it like having constipation when have lao sai. freak man. bittersweet feeling i guess. but now i am in even deeper shit than before. i dun wan to go for lit lessons anymore, they will murder me. just like wad i am gonna do to NGXIAOYUN. i dun see getting bullied by someone who's half my height and thrice as dark being fun. ngxiaoyun u are dead :)

so now my cts results are AEES. wow. pretty damn fucked up. i deproved like crazy. argh. i guess i will just have to mug more.

whoohoo class outing today. haha. actually it was only 8 ppl lah. but i heard from others tat's not bad alr. haha cos maybe dis is my first class outing tat i have ever went in my 1 and a half years of jc life in 06s63. oh well. went to watch mr bean. haha seriously it's a brainless show. and the humor is getting quite lame as well. dunno why last time mr bean was so funny, i tink it's cos when we were kids we were super gullible. haha no wonder my parents didn't have much interest for mr bean. lucky we watched on a tuesday, 7 bucks only, if i have to pay 9.50 for watching tat thing i will get super pissed off. but anyway tmnt owned mr bean. haha.

after tat went gelare to eat waffle icecream. haha. tuesday is a happy day cos the whole world having discounts. but gelare being gelare, no matter how much discoutn u get the stuff there is still super ex. so we ate talk cock for a while and left. argh tat ends my one day of freedom.

tmr sch starts again. haha vj having some arts day. i am not really into arts man. dun understand a single thing. but nvm can slack tmr. can switch off my brain tmr. anything tat involves deactivation of brain cells is a good thing. :)

oh and one thing i find super retarded. citibank got dis new visa card tat is a platinum card for smrt. tat means u get free mrt rides or sth like tat when u use the plat card. it's super retard, cos to get a plat card, u have to have a significant annual income. wich means u have to be rich. if i am earning 10k a month, do i look like i am interested in in riding mrts to work. hohoho i feel so smart now. hahaha

oh i have updated my wishlist. levis is the new cool. though i haven't got a single levis merchandise in my wardrobe now.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

olc results day.

played retarded captian's ball and stuff with the trainees. argh tt's how i spent my saturday morning when i could be slping at home. sian. but nvm the trainees had fun, or i certainly hoped they had fun. everything seemed so dejavu. exactly the same as last year. how we would come in the morning and play captain ball with our seniors, den afternoon after the buffet we would get our letters wich revealed our fate in odac.

1 year ago, i was the junior, waiting nervously for my result. it would be a lie if i told u i didn't want to get into odac. i dun go through 5 days of shit for nothing. thank god i got in. haha. and i am damn glad i got into odac. 1 year of my odac life has passed. what have i accomplished? i have made a bunch of very close frens, i have climbed two mountains, and i have lost a hell lot of weight. bascially, i have expierenced a life that i would have never dreamed i would see even in my wildest imagination. standing on above the clouds and facing death in the eye is not something that u will get to see everyday.

just realised this. my auntie told me sth tat affected me quite alot. cos alternative weeks, we wld actaully meet up and gather at my aunties' hse to have dnr and just chill, but lately cos i got so many odac stuff going on i just dun seem to have the time to go anymore. and my auntie said, "it's okay. just enjoy your youth." it really hit me quite hard after reading the msg. she meant no harm in anyway, but i just realised, enjoy my youth on the expense of family. not a very wise thing to do huh. it's like i enjoy now, and nxt time when i grow up and den spent time with them, it wld be too late alr. so yeah i am gonna devote more time for family. I WAN MY SATURDAYS TO BE FREE. THE GOVERNMENT GAVE ME A FREAKIN 5 DAY WEEK, AND ODAC IS ROBBING ME OF MY SATURDAYS.

went to watch TMNT. haha. super cool show man. but the story dun really work out la, alot of loop holes here and there, but dun really care cos it's TMNT. but it's damn stupid why they put tmnt and not teeange mutant ninga turtles. it's like not everyone will know wad's TMNT rite. i bet u my dad dunno wad issit. haha. anyway i tink i got a new goal in life, tt's to be a ninga. whoohoo. oh and i didn't noe zhang ziyi actaully acted in the movie until the credits rolled up. and she's not one of the turtles. haha so theya re like paying millions of bucks for a co-actor. whoohooo. but i dun really care. i wan the theme song!!! SHELL SHOCK BY GYM CLASS HEROS. who have send me!!! i can't find on limewire or ares. i tink it's just realised so no one upload it yet. argh dis sucks. i tink i am gonna buy the soundtrack or sth. haha

and i got back my lit. as expected, i screwed it up realy badly. argh life really sucks lah. shut up ki wong i dun care wad u say life SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS. i dunno wad's gonna happen to my lit h3. i tink it's as good as gone. argh shit man. SHIT SHIT SHIT. wad's happening to me. it's not tat i nv study lah, i studied like shit, i studied like everyone else, but yet when the whole world improves, i deproved. freakin unfair piece of shit. dis world is unfair. it's a freakin elite society. just cos i have 10 credits now i dun get invited to all the scholarship talks. SO I AM SUPPOSE TO BE DENIED OF AN OPPORTUNITY? wad's all the bullshit bout democracy. all the stupid national education messages tat they play on tele. total defence. wad bullshit on together we stand. more like divided we stand.

life sucks.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

life sucks. i am beginning to hate it very much. well they say it's just the ups and downs of life. but i think the downs of life is really just pure shit. like what i always say, shit comes after one and another.

after my stupid lao sai, i had constipation. bloody ironic. cos the lao sai medicine is suppose to make u to stop lao sai-ing, so it u eat too much u end up getting constipation. logical but ironic. so for the last few days i couldn't shit. super irritating the feeling, knowning tat u are full of shit but u just can't get rid of the shit. oh well but now everything's fine. haha. so much for shit.

and i failed chem. tt's the worst thing tat has happened in this week. i dunno why it hit me so hard. i knew i had it coming. but yet when it really becomes a reality, it gets frustrating. esp when everyone's improving and passing, and i am the only one deproving. i am quite worried now, cos a's are really quite near, and i still can't even pass, dun even talk about getting my As. and of cos i think my lit h3 is more or less gone. i am damn ashamed to face the lit teachers now. first of all i screwed up my lit paper real badly, den now my other subjects oso failing like shit. how the hell am i suppose to show them tat i can handle my lit h3. argh life sucks. to think i spent so much time and effort doing the proposals. well just tat it as an experience i guess. argh argh argh. drey has been telling me tat ppl hu take h3 are oso failing their normal subjects, but lit is just so different. i mean i dun mind failing chem even if the take chme h3 and i will be thick skinned enuff to continue taking chem h3 cos the no of ppl taking the course is huge. but for lit it's freakin small, so the teachers all know u personally, not as a name in the computer registry. things get a little messy when your teachers know u in real life. maybe next time we shld just have virtual classrooms.

ohh life just sucks. getting back econs results tmr. dun dare to know whether i pass or fail. haiz. why is life so fucked up. but at least i got an A for my math h1. but it's h1, it doesn't carry much weight, but yeah it will look better on my cert.

oh and odac is love. haha really like the juniors, and i guess the seniors and juniors are beggining to build a more persoanl relationship than just instrcutor-trainee relationship. tt's sth tat our seniors cld nv do cos they were too strict with us even after olc. so yeah i guess in a sense our batch did much better than our senior batch in terms so human relations. HR. haha. yeah man i am proud of all my juniors. esp TYHPOON! seriously speaking i dun mind stj, but must ask the other 2 lor. hahaha.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

i am really gonna die like crap for common tests results. whoohoo.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

okay. so sch is officially starting tmr. haiz sian. wad have i done dis hols? really nothing much. olc took up a huge part of my hols, den after tat went out abit here and there, den came the freak fever on thursday, and the diarrhea from friday onwards. bloody lao sai, cldn't slp the whole loody night ytd. freakin pissed me off. whole night hade to wake up and lao and lao and lao. somemore i jsut watched the messengers, haha freakin scary walking ard in the middle of the night at home. the scene where dis ghost slowly popped out of the wall kept flashing back in the mind. haha THANKS AH LEE MEIXIAN. no lah actauly i tink is i just too humji. hahaha.

so buay tahan today early in the morning went to see the doctor. he talk cock sing song. say wad cannot eat oily food, cannot eat dis cannot eat tat, dis type of thing tink i dunno how to say meh. like tat i oso can be doctor. haiz. in the end the medicine tat he prescribed was the very same ones i was alr eating at home. sian. and tat doctor really dunoo wad he's thinking. he ask me if i need mc for tmr, den i tell him dun nid, i i wan an excuse for pe. and u kno wad he said? "oh i think excercising is good for health. u do not need an excuse from pe, but u just tell your teaher tat u have had a stomach upset the day before." wah make me sebeh dulan. his theory rocks man. u can have an mc but still go for pe. crap the doctor really cmi.

and my freakin com problem still hasn't been fixed. i tink it's my graphic card. dying alr tat's why everytime when i play dota is just shuts down. sian la my radeon graphics card tat cost me a bomb. lucky sch reopening tmr, so it's pure mugging and no time for dota, or i will really be freakin pissed.

sian i hate sch. i need my sweet escape. hahahaha

Saturday, March 17, 2007

lao sai continues. damn sian. it's PREDICTABLE now. haha can u imagine lao sai being predictable? it will come after every meal, or after every movie. logical ma. cos must displace the stuff inside. the new food tat goes in will displace the lao sai. while the new food will slowly become lao sai, den the newer food tat goes in will displace the old food tat became lao sai alr. and the cycle goes on and on. so actaully i am stuck in a lao sai cycle now. HAHAHA. but my lao sai is becoming more scary, cos now it's not really sai anymore, it's sai water, or brown water. can u imagine shitting water out?! it's freakin grose, and it explodes and make a mess out of the toliet bowl. and because it's water, u dunno when it's gonna come out, and when it comes, it's jsut freakin grose. haha. so i have finally given up and i ate lao sai pills for the first time today! :) those super powerful pills tat will make lao sai become solid shit. muhahahaha.

okay anyways went to watch the messenger today. hahaha freakin scary. i tell u nv trust meixian when she tells u tat the movie isn't scary cos the movie poster doesn't look scary. BAD BAD BAD MISTAKE. the messenger is a freakin scary movie, actaully it's just the sound effects lah, can make u get heart attk. and the storyline is similar to the maid. hahaha. oh went to eat lunch at fish and co oso. haha those fish and co ppl made meixian super pai seh by annoucing to the whole world tt it's her bday today and den they continued to sing her a bday song, all while she was holding dis sparkler. haha wan to hide oso cannot. den somemore they took pictures of us using dis instant cam as well. wah fish and co service is first class. but i guess it's only a good place to sabo your fren on his/her bday. haha. yeah auntie xian hope u enjoyed today! :) haha someday somehow i will get the whole og down den we can really have a complete og outing! :):):) and we will confirm go watch a HAPPY MOVIE dis time. haha.

went to celebrate my uncle's 60th birthday at some super posh restuarant. i tell ut eh freakin place is just oozing with affluence. the pple there are all freakin FREAKIN rich. gucci prada lv.. wah seh look at their handbags u roughly know tat they have bmws and mercs waiting for them in the carpark. u can't even find a guess handbag in the restuarant cos it's considered too low class. haha. and the table next to mine, i cld literally smell their affluence. these bunch of st nics girls. haha. confirm is st nics cos they look like a typical st nics girl. rich, chio, pretty, sexy, dress too mature for their age but still pull it off super well, and the way they talk is just so st nics. haha the tai tais bimbo talk. one of them looked like she was only pri 5 and she was alr wearing dis white bareback halter top. wah crazy sia. and they are freakin rich. haha. pri 5 own hp alr. cannot maintain. AFFLUENCE. oh and today is the first time i actaully ate full hardcore sharkfin. they dun even borther adding the crab meat or wadever nonsence, just hardcore PIECES OF SHARKFIN. freakin SHOIK. haha dis is the reaction u can when a poor kid goes to a rich man's restaurant.

oh well but i guess i alr lao saied the shark fin out cos when i came back i straight away lao sai again. wasted. all the nutrients flushed down the toliet bowl. argh. but look on the bright side, i am contributing to the postive externalities of the public cos i am making NEWater more nutritious. can u imagine next time one of those bottles of newater is enriched with my sharkfin? cool man. hahaha. newater with sharkfin extracts :)

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY MEIXIAN!!!! (the one in red haha.)

may u be less ah lian, less fierce and more kind!!! tt means giving me more jts lah. hahahaha. HAPPY 17TH!!!!

:):)

Friday, March 16, 2007

when u are stuck at home with stomach problems, the only thing u can do is blog and blog and blog. haha. so here are the olc photos. oh btw i am damn freakin pissed off my com likes to hibernate in the middle of dota. i dunno why the hell it is happening but i am freakin pissed off.

ubin!! hahaa look at those poor trainees doing hornet attack behind us. we are sadists :)

another one of those sadistic shots.

before we went up.

at submit of bekelah falls. whoohooo we just rock rock rock. but of course i rock the most.

TYPHOON!!!!

at the end of the trek after 2 days. honestly i can't make out the words on the board except for bekelah.

BEKELAH FALLS!!!

mini bekelah falls? lol

BLIZZARD. past and present :)

it is friday 8pm primetime. channel 5 is showing some retarded s.league match with commentators that really cannot make it. they can't even phrase their words properly and their voices are monotone. furthurmore, s.league soccer just suck. they can't even pass the ball properly. ok nvm. both channel 5 and channel u are showing some taiwan variety show. do i look like i am interested to see wad those taiwanese ppl are viewing every damn day of their lives? those stupid variety shows tat go ard disturbing ppl. intellectually degrading. oh my we really shldn't have a monopoly tv corporation. seriously the things they put on televsion these days are just pure shit. i think my television looks much nicer when it is off. we have finally come to a day when commercials are more intellectual than tv programmes itself. sad.

i realise when shit happens, they all come together. mega shit. for no reason, i kana high fever ytd. so today i woke up at 12 still feeling weak and dizzy. tt means i am stuck at home for the whole of today. SHIT. den i lao sai for the whole freakin day. dunno wad i ate made my stomach become like tat. bloody irritating. lao lao lao for the whole bloody day non stop. and cos i lao sai, so i had to eat blend fish porriage for lunch. so the only thing i cld do for the whole of today was dota and more dota. and guess what, my computer fucked up on me. it started to hibernate when i play dota halfway. 3 times alr, when ytd it was still well and fine. so i think it's high time i shld get backup disk drives before dis shit dies on me. and i just discovered the back of my neck is peeling and it's freakin disgusting. when shit comes, they come together. MEGA SHIT.

let's hope tmr will be a much much much better day. let's hope i recover by tmr. cos tmr got alot of good food for me to go eat. if i continue to lao sai like tat, i think i can just go and die.

and sch's reopening in 3 days time. SHIT. i can't bear to get back my common tests results. esp my lit. seriously, i am damn ashamed of my lit. i am suppose to be a potential candidate for h3 lit, but yet i just screwed up my common tests so badly tat u take any guy or girl from the cohord and they will do better than me. shit man. life's shit.

where's my sweet escape?! hahahaha

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oh btw, i know it's super outdated, but i found them on the ntu website. haha here are the national vertical marathon photos. haha it's called NVM. lol cool. and i just found out today tat EMO spells out to be electronic microwave oven. cool beans. haha

team gg before our 60 story climb. of cos u can see on all our faces, it's GG right from the start.
[eugene.drey.lala.hui.me]

3/4 of odac. sad case the first team alr went up. haha my team was suppose to be next. but of cos, where there's a camera, there's me. i am a camwhore :) haha

after completing 60 stories at repulic plaza. i got inspired to be a ceo so tat next time when i grow up i will use this thing called an elevator to get me to the 60th story instead of climbing up. and oh btw the isotonic drink tat they gave us tasted like chilled stale sweat. yuck. szehan kindly pointed out tat we replenish wad we loose, wich is none other than stale sweat :) the isotonic drink's supposedly made from coconut milk. haha. okay i think i prefer h20 sparkling.

team odac. someday someday, i am gonna own uob, and get the whole odac back to take a picture with dis logo. MINE logo.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

life has been a blast.

olc part 1 and 2. so fast and furious. hahaha. being an instructor is fun but tiring. at times we really pity those trainees, but wad to do, still must act fierce. hahaha. but i think we did well as gis. haha typhoon rocks my socks! they got 2nd. got for us. it acts as a multiplyer to our jts. muhahahahaha. but yeah at least we trained them well and we trained them hard. so now it's time to show them the other side of me. the spastic side :)

today was a mess oso. went back to sch for olc clean up. oh well got quite sick and tired for standing in the sun. pissing me off those trainees. left early to join my family. haha my dad's random. he took 1 day leave for no reason to bring the family out. and he wanted to bring my whole family to PULAU UBIN to experience sitting a bumpboat. haha ridiculous.

okay so i left half way. den went to pennisula plaza to get hockey stick. grays. 25 bucks. cheap cheap. oh did anyone tell u tat i am quitting odac to join hockey? haha. yupp so i bought my very first stick. den after tat went to raffles hotel to buy sasha bear. basket tat raffles hotel so big down there is pai swee only. no one knows where the sasha bear shop is, and the information counter had no one. dunno the hotel so big got wad use, like a freakin maze. took me a freakin long time to find the shop. was super pissed off walking ard raffle hotel. plus i had a brand new hockey stick in my hand, felt like smashing the windows. haha but of cos if i did tat i wouldn't be typing this here now. and when i fianlly found the shop, THEY WENT OUT FOR LUNCH BREAK. freakin pissing me off. but in the end i got the bear. hahaha.

went to eat swensens with my family after tat. halfway through didn't feel so good, so i went home, and for no reason no rhyme i kana high fever. so i slept through the evening. now i am fine. it's just damn weird. life's so random.

and i think i am losing my temper very easily these few days. dunno wad's got into me oso. i jump to conclusions too often and let my intuition do the talking instead of my logic. it's crazy and it insane. i flare up so very often at others. so sorry. sometimes i dun even know wad i am doing.

i think i am seriously losing my sanity.

but come what may, i shall enjoy life to the fullest first :)

olc photos in next post :)

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

jts photos!