Sunday, February 24, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
deep blue skies, fresh crisp morning air, and the vast countryside filled with trees.
the tranquility and serenity a city can never offer.
would u rather live a simple but meaningful life, or a hectic life entrenched in materialism and superficiality.
take me back to newzealand. pronto.
Friday, February 22, 2008
FIFTEEN
more days to live a perfectly normal life.
07.03.2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
i'm alone in the office reading some printout called A Quick Guide to CPF LIFE - The National LIFElong Income Scheme. okay i'm following exactly from the brochure i think the caps are freakin retarded and the gahmen's really getting corny. ha ha ha. and my flu's getting real bad like really really bad. i'm sneezing now while i'm typing this and my nose is leaking like crazy. miserable office boy. i had a sudden chocolate craving just now, dun ask me why cos i oso have no idea maybe i'm pregnant or something anyway i went down to watson to buy chocolates and they were having some crazy offer where everything was going at 1.95 so i bought this huge packet of chocolate mash mellows with grape filling and i've been eating them non-stop ever since. oh and i bought some stupid flu medicine called lemsip max which isn't working cos i've taken two pills with an empty stomach so the result shld be immediate but it's not so i guess it sucks. oh gosh i'm sneezing and my nose's running and my eyes are tearing until they look puffy and my throat is damn sore ARGHHHH. and yes i'm rambling and rambling. oh and i'm listening to WESTLIFE right now. well if people do not condemn useless heavy metal which i personally think is noise, they shldn't condemn boybands. give westlife a chance man. they produce good music and hopefully it will calm my flu virus down so tt it doesn't make me sneeze and whezze and tear. oh gosh maybe i shld treat them to my chocolate mash mellows. okay this is making no freakin sense i think i'm getting stupid and a's results is next next friday. goodbye horrible world i'm back to reading my CPF LIFElong Income Scheme.
big bad evil flu strikes again.
ARGHH
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
JASMINE TYE WAD'S THE USERNAME AND PASSWORD TO GET INTO YOUR BLOG????
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
au revoir!
it's strange how fate brings us together or breaks us apart. we're small and insignificant to greater forces that controls our lives. perhaps our destiny's already pre-ordained, and it's futile to change what we cannot control. so let god have his way in our lives.
goodbye sara. we'll all see you real soon again. take care and study hard! :)
Monday, February 18, 2008
31st march twothousandandeight =)
Sunday, February 17, 2008
should cows wear bras?
i seriously think the whole marketing department of num shld go eat shit. doesn't mean we're becoming more liberated means u can print sperms on paper bags and ask retarded questions like whether cows shld wear bras. tt's one of the most disgusting marketing stradegies i've ever seen. u think my mum wld be pleased to see me carrying a paper bag with a huge sperm on it? gosh who doesn't knw sex sells, but for goodness sake tt's used by ppl who doesn't have brains. i think if num is trying to attract rich cheekopeks they are doing a very good job, but i dun think cheekopeks are ever rich. so if they are trying to attract kids like us i think i'm really really quite disgusted. i wldn't want to spend so much in tt shop just to get a complimentary paper bag with a huge sperm on it. and for your information local celebrity shirts are going for 30 ringgit at fos across the border. tt's like 15 bucks for something num sells for 50 plus? i dunno how much they're selling it for but i dun care anyway cos it's way too expensive. so maybe num shld hire me to be their marketing executive and fire all the exisiting ones. oh and who knws maybe in a few months time all num paper bags wld have huge eggs instead of sperm. or maybe an egg and a sperm. coolios i can't wait.
so shld cows wear bras? it's physically impossible. and since cows tits are alr sagging, there isn't a need to wear any bra. imagine a cow wearing a push up bra. a cow with cleavage! tt wld certainly be a turn on man. erh tt's beastiality. yuck. yuck yuck yuck.
gah. i feel like a prisoner, except tt my cell consist of aircon and computers. every friday i'm realeased from these imaginary four walls tt entraps me, and every monday i go back in, kept away from human contact till friday again. life's kinda sad when u're holding two jobs. if i forgo the telemarketing one, i wld really be very very free. but i can't do tt cos i need the additional income, and of cos the company. i need humans to talk to. i wanna learn muay thai. like seriously. cos i think it's quite cool. well at least the name sounds cool. haha. but as usual my parents are wet blankets. gosh they really tink i'm joining some underground boxing league.
and i'm totally into all the songs from juno. i dunno wad genre are those songs leh. haha i think it's country? but it's really really nice simplistic and light hearted music. and though the lyrics are damn corny it's actually very sweet. sometimes the simplest things in life are the best ones. oh this song is super cool. can't help but wait by trey songz. wah seh really imba. anyway i dunno why the artist is called trey songz i seriously think all these r&b ppl got a screw loose up there. fancy naming yourwelf trey songz. lol lol lol. LL Cool J sounds nice though. of cos it's nice, it's my new name.
and i just realise how werid it is for me to go shanghai alone with 2 girls. at first i really didn't think much of it. but xinhui gave me a very striking example. imagine stella and geri going shanghai with alexi. yes tt's hell hell hell weird.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
if I was a flower growing wild and free,
all I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
and if I was a tree growing tall and green,
all I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves.
juno! the most heart warming movie ever!
Friday, February 15, 2008
this is damn cool. and it's also a gentle reminder that i deserve a payrise. hahaha
it's friday again!
sometimes i think i'm just letting time slip by with treasuring it. sort of like wasting time. cos every week i wld let monday to friday slip by and den treasure and enjoy only saturdays and sundays. such a waste yeah. and with every week down, i'm just one week closer to my a's results! whoohooo how exciting.
anyway this week has been very much normal. except for the fact tt i'm quite pissed off with my boss cos he has a problem of honouring his words. he told me he'll be employing me til end of march. so of cos i did the math and i realised i cld finance myself for 2 trips. and den on wednesday he suddenly came and tell me tt he may only be needing me till end feb cos he's overstaffed. i mean as a boss the very least u can do is the honour your word cos when it comes to money one month less of income means no bangkok trip for me. seriously u can't just happily go and tell your workers another thing after u've agreed on something. freakin freakin pissed off. sigh shit happens man. so bangkok's canceled. =( so sorry audrey and dennis, some other time yeah. sigh. i really wanna go for that trip lah. argh hate my boss. so now whatever comes out of his mouth has zero credibility or realiability to me, dun trust him anymore. sigh sorry drey. really sorry. =( have fun in bangkok yes? hahaha
anyway! on to happier things. IT'S A FRIDAY! which means the weekends are coming! going to settle all trip's stuff with sihan and weishan on sat. YESS i'm one step closer to being best of frens with sili. muhahahaha. she's super pretty and guess what she's only primary six lah! it's like she just took psle. hahahaha. but booking the trip means MONEY. something which i'm bloody bloody tight on now. yes i'm freakin underpaid. tracy is working for 7.50 and hour at ntuc while liying is working at 10 an hour at the office building nxt to mine, and both of them are doing admin lah. WAH LIEW EH I'M RUNNING ON 6 AN HOUR THIS IS CHILD LABOUR MAN. sigh sigh sigh.
ohh den somehow or rather i tink we're all going to jb again to rape their factory outlets store there since derrick soh is protecting me from all those who say i'm not of manhunt material. hahaahaha. den at night i'll be accompanying aaron to get his new n95. haha bloody copy cat. POWER PACKED WEEKEND YO! =)
sunflowers for a sunny day! :)
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT IS CALLED TAN SI LI AND I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI TO BE BEST OF FRENS WITH HER =)
*pls ignore the person on the left she's just there to fill up the space in the picture.
GAY SHIT
'muel says:
mike u and sihan scandal ar?
SIHANed says:
yeah
SIHANed says:
i'm sihaned
SIHANed says:
lol i'm tinged
'muel says:
f u la
'muel says:
ey pao i miss u
SIHANed says:
YUCK FUCK OFF
SIHANed says:
hahaha
time to make one last appeal for the life i live.
life after a's has been equally hectic as life before a's. nothing seemed to have changed much. i stil rmbred when i was mugging like crazy for a's i often comforted myself tt this wld be the last time in a long while i'll be living with books. the thought of liberation and freedom after a's were finally over spurred me on somehow. yet three months on, this so called liberation only transfers our prison from school to the corporate world. working is not easy. in fact somehow i actually prefer studying now. at least i feel intellectually challenged. at least i do not do the same old mundane stuff every single day of my life. sometimes i wonder if wad i've learnt in jc is of any use to my working life. maybe all we need are mircosoft word and excel skills. and maybe the functions of plus minus divide and times. tt's all we need. the rest is just over rated sophisticated nonsensical information tt some mad scientist somewhere invented. u think u wld use matrix to solve problems at work? or marvel at how many benzene rings u're actually swallowing when u take your medicine? NO.
so if we actually take a step back and look at the lives we're living now, we wld realize tt there's no difference from before. we're all hollow and empty. if we look deep into our lives, all we see is a resounding emptiness tt's incomprehensible. and all of us fear the unknown. tt's why we hide these issues deep in the dark recesses of our hearts, and choose to lead a life tt's only a facade. when our masks come off, are we stil able to recognize our true selves, weak and vulnerable? In this ever-changing world, where everything's so transient and mutable, are we destined to chase bubbles in the air, only to see them burst? Maybe tt's why we fervently believe in religion, investing our hopes of a better and more meaningful life in another world, for we all know this world has little to offer besides it's materialism and commercialization.
perhaps that's why cartoons are created. an outward manifestation of our desperate cries fro a perfect world. a place where values of love and frenship are reaffirmed. a place where peace and harmony exists. how else can winnie the pooh and big bird remain legends, carved on our hearts?
okay all tt bullshit on top is just justification for my love for sihan's soft toys. haha i seriously seriously think they are super super cute. er i'm sorry sihan the soft toy cute doesn’t mean owner cute. actually it's like an exact opposite.
anyway i'm oso considering changing my name to LL COOL J. yes it sounds much much better than PAO J-WEI. hahahaha
THEY ARE ALL SUPER CUTE ESP THE EEEYORE! gosh i feel like hugging anf hugging and hugging it. sooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =)
consider me SIHANED. LOLL
Sunday, February 10, 2008
work.
suffering from severe monday blues it sucks bad sigh. just had lousy lunch from some eatery below my office which over charge customers for it's lousy quality food. but what can i do cos it's the only eatery in the office building. actually there were 2 others initially, one closed down and the other is roach infested so i'm never ever gonna eat from there. anyway i swore i just ate an egg tt had double egg yoke. freak egg from some freak chicken. arghh.
and i just realized flying to shanghai is effin expensive. singapore airlines flies for 800 which garuda flies for 600. seriously i dun mind flying garuda though i tink the chances of dying/exploding/wings dropping off/leaking fuel tank/engine failure is much much much higher than singapore airlines, but gosh it's cheap cheap cheap man. and cheapo uncles like me have no qualms about flying cheap airplanes. worst comes to worst if the plane really crashes den u get to appear on newspaper headlines leh, quite cool wad. hahaha. but i think we'll all fly singapore airlines in the end yes sihan? haha your dad sponsor us lah heh heh.
gosh can't believe i'm actually working again this sucks to the max man why why why cny break so fast over. i still cannot believe it 5 days just gone down the drain like tt. rahhhh i wanna turn back time over and over and over again and collect lots of angpaos and stop working. hahahaha
Friday, February 08, 2008
bak gua and coke.
tt have been my staple food since the start of new year. i think i'm going to die sooner or later. i've eaten almost all the bak guas from all the different shops, and i've even tried this super cool one called cheese bak gua hahaha. all taste the same to me. it's really super shoik. and coke. gosh coke is the best thing on earth man. i dun understand why ppl have to torture themselves by drinking super bitter super tasteless tiger beer when u can have such a sweet drink like coke.
anyway bak gua and coke is like a standard issue in every household. so everywhere i go these two items naturally find their way in front of me. but i've realise tt u shld eat the bak gua first before drinking coke cos if u drink coke first the sweetness wld numb the taste of the bak gua. hahahaa i eat until i super expert alr. and when u eat bak gua always only eat with one hand and use the other hand for drinking coke. u won't want to leave oily finger prints on your coke can.
oh and i'm kinda sad about angpao money these days. maybe we shld all educate our aunties and uncles on thsi term called inflation. cos my angpao money hasn't increased since the day they started giving me ang pao. the disparity between 10 bucks nineteen years ago and 10 bucks now is really quite great, so maybe our angpao money shld be increased accoridng to the inflation rates. hahahaha
gosh. any of u ever realise, with each passing day, we're one step closer to our a's results? not a very comforting thought huh.
Sunday, February 03, 2008
i realise nothing's broken.
thank you dear frens, j-wei is truely deeply touched.
thank you all who sent me birthday msgs :) special shoutouts to sihan who called me after she decided that sending an sms is too costly (HAHA jk!), to changyi who was the first to msg me at 12am sharp, and to wilson who reminded the whole odac tt it was my birthday (HAHAHA), and to xinhui who msged me before wilson reminded everyone, and to miss wong who refused a poor brithday boy his wish of pretending to be his girlfren on his birthday (gosh it's just one day i'm sure royce won't mind rite rite rite?! hahaha), and to everyone who has brightened up my day :) thank you all very very very much. and of cos to aaron, whom because of michelle, was too busy to bother about me :( hahahahaha. thanks man bro.
A BIG BIG THANK YOU TO DEAREST AUDREY. haha i was very much touched even though farrell's big mouth told me tt u were going to meet me. yes it was really a mad goose chase from tangs to suntec and back to tangs again thanks to farrell's unrealiable intelligence and communication failure. hahahahaha! it was really really fun just catching up on a hundread million things after we ended school. the chesse cake was gooooooooood :)
and of cos a super big big thank you to ting mingyi farrell chang. haha was really surprised when u ppl actually bought me a birthday cake. lol five guys singing bday song is kinda gay but u guys still did it, haha really appreciate it man. thank you :)
well i guess i'm finally nineteen, it's time to mature and grow up. forgive me for my past childish inadequacies. this is a year to fix everything tt my past has messed up.
THANK YOU DEAR FRENS. J-WEI LOVES ALL OF YOU VERY VERY MUCH (except for tye who refused to be my one day girl fren)
thanks to farrell's stroke of genius, we're officially called the click five. i have a hypothesis tt ppl become stupid when a) they lose their hair, or b) enter army. hahahaha
sweeeeetttt nineteen :)
