what a shit way to start a week. i have 2 stupid ulcers at the back of my mouth. i dunno how an ucler can get there but it's freakin irritating cos it hurts damn badly everytime i swallow or drink water or talk. wich means i pretty much suffer 24 hours since i've to talk and eat and drink. sucks like shit. and to make things worse, i've got dis damn freakin bad cough for no apparent reason and sore throat. what a smashing way to start of a week man.

anyway the whole world's having fun in uni and facebook can be a testimony of that. i'm not being a voyeur man but everytime i log into facebook hundreds of new orientation photos pops out in front of me. like i'm not already irritated with the fact that i'm stuck in army for 2 years. and the camps seem really fun. basket man what have i done wrong to get this 2 years. it's a freakin burden and it's more or less like living in jail. and goodness THE PAY. argh what the fuck who the hell earns 400 bucks a month. and most importantly i really wanna use my brain and study again. i tink i'm really getting dumber and dumber. i stone for 5 mins before knowing how to spell ucler and i had to ask my pri 5 brother how to spell swallow. tt's how stupid i'm right now.

and i cannot believe it but ppl in my course are actually approaching those female trainees for their numbers!!! and some of them have even tried to desperate start a conversation with them. what is the world coming to man. and mind you it's not those geeks and freaks that approach these girls but they're actly reputable ppl! okay i shan't say names here cos i'm not a bastard. BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING MAN. army girls are definitely a no no no. i tink army's just making all of us desperateeeeeee. noooo i rather turn gay man.

okay i'm just an angsty boy who thinks the whole world's his enemy now.


off to camp again to wash planes and pump fuel. life can't be better.

ROAR.

shouted out at 5:37 AM

u look like jesus on an aeroplane.


i've tink been super lucky for the pass few months. hotmail keeps sending me emails telling me that i've won lotteries and inheritances and fedex parcels. i tink i've a total of 10 million worth of assets for me to claim, which i'll do so soon. and den i'll flee this country and buy a huge piece of land in new zealand and grow rice and potatoes and milk cows everyday. and den i'm gonna be a billionaire there cos i'm gonna be the first guy who grows rice in newzealand and influence them in changing their staple diet from bread to rice. yess picture purrfect. jwei is smart. gosh these mails shld have came in earlier, den i wouldn't need to shave bald.

anyway my hair's growing at an unprecedented rate. i tink i'm gonna reach jasmine's hair length in a month's time.

cheerios

shouted out at 2:58 AM

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT BOTH SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AT HOME. tt has gotta be the first time in my entire 19 years. break record!!!! and tt's cos the whole world just decided to pang seh. IT'S OKAY STAY AT HOME CAN SAVE MONEY. and i've stereophonics to accompany me for the weekend. haha they seriously seriously roccccck. okayyy gotta go serve the nation again. seeya in one week's time.

shouted out at 4:27 AM

STEREOPHONICSSSSS!!!


gosh they're really GODLIKE man. really really. didn't knw they existed until i browsed through ben's ipod cos of sheer boredom. i'm damn addicted to them rite now. hahaha.

anyway went to some pasir laba camp today where all the poor sispec ppl are held captive. and we're really glad we were in air force. the first thing we saw were poor soldiers in full battle order with full camo on! gosh tt's an unimaginable thing in air force man. and while we were at the training sheds those sispec ppl had to fall in damn nicely and sit down damn nicely and not talk. and on the other side of the road we were slacking in our own training shed lying down all over the place and talking at the top of our voices.

air force is just damn power man.

AND STEREOPHONICS IS GODLIKE GODLIKE.

shouted out at 7:52 AM

fake plastic trees.



haha it's wednesday again yo. which means nights out! haha it simply means u get to go home at 5.30 and come back at 11pm. yes i've no idea why army makes everything sound so complicated. life has been the same. boring lessons, more boring lessons, and more more more boring lessons. and the sad part is the girls there look more like guys. i'm really serious. there's this girl who goes gym every night and she works out harder than us guys who are just there for the aircon and the tele. hahaha. and she's really really freakin skinny and i tink every part of her body is muscle. u see her can stun one. i'm jsut damn afraid tt all the girls there will lap me duirng 2.4 run so everytime we have trial runs i pray super hard the ocs ppl won't be running with us. hahaha. but actly the octs aren't tt godlike. they are just normal humans with average physical strength, EXCEPT for the girls. i tink all octs are like farrells, full of shit yet drawing freaking hell lot of pay. 2 times mine okay. wah piang and they do nothing all day and just look cool in their uniforms and peak caps. haha life is unfair yes. but i'm a techno warrior.

and i'm gonna grow my hair like cristiano ronaldo. or at least i'm gonna delude myself into believing that my hair is actly becoming like him. and for the first time in my life last week, I WAXED MY HAIR. it's just overwhelming when u reopen that dusty purple tub of gatsby wax which has been lying on your table for the last 2 months. i swear i almost cried. oscar winning moment man. HAHA. and i actly had to use water to soften the wax cos everything had hardened up. SO the main point is that I WAXED MY HAIR. though it's not really obvious cos it's still too short, but at least there's something to be waxed now. and i never knew watching your hair growth process can be so emotional. everybody shld go shave bald and try it man. especially jasmine. hahaha.

other than that, life has been pretty much the same. mundane yes. but inevitable.




and i tink this is the last documented photo of me before i enlisted. april 24th 2008. it epitomises every HAPPY aspect of my life. hahaa can u see my nice big smile and my nice crown of long black hair! yet so, i guess i wouldn't wanna go back to that point of time all over again. not like it's possible though. hahaha.

happy memories shld be immortalised, not relived.

dreams shld be kept pure, not tainted.


"so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

shouted out at 5:40 AM

pocketful of sunshine.


hellloooo world! yes it's been quite a while since i updated. busy busy busy weekends. of cos it has to be busy, time is precious, every minute counts when u're a soldier. and somehow the days inside camp seems to last forever and ever.

anyway life has been much better rite now! i've finally come to terms with leading an army life, and the sacrifices involved. yes hell lot of sacrifices man. i guess for the last few months i was still comparing civilian life with army life, which obviously wouldn't help much. yes i'm finally a solder now and soldiers dun really care bout anything. we lead aimless lives. haha really aimless lives.

sooooo. air force sch has been great. like i can't really expect more from the army. it's the best place to be man really. it's like a resort with full facilities. just tt we've to march everywhere we go. and i'm beginning to make new frens there. frens whom u can connect to and relate too more. cos we're all of the same educational standards, same frequency. yes not too smart yet not too dumb. hahaha. we belong to the same social strata.

lessons has been hell boring. i really have no idea why being an air force technician requires so much studying. i'm practically studying every single part of the plane, and my future job scope is only to pump oil and wash the plane. how glamorous eh. haha. and i finally saw my propaganda poster in air force sch! they call us TECHNO WARRIORS! and our tagline is "you can soar without ever leaving the ground." and they show a super cool picture of a technician servicing the fighter. HAHAHA. everytime i walk past that poster i'll laugh to myself. i tink the only thing the army's good at is coming out with cool taglines and posters.

and they has always been talking bout signing on for us, which i tink is seriously dumb. we're recruited cos we can study, so obviously ppl who can study, esp jc and poly kids, wld have a much brighter future than if they decide to sign on and join army as a career. one instructor went abit too far wich kinda pissed me off. he told us tt if tmr was our ord and we were out of army, did we knw wad we were going to do with our lives and can we earn a living than if we sign on with army. i tink he seriously have no idea wad a university is man. and he even challenged us if we had any idea wad we were gonna do after army. one guy shouted damn loudly "i've a place in nus nursing", and the instructor was like "okay i'm glad u knw wad u wanna do in your life but to the rest of the class do u knw wad u're gonna do if u ord tmr?" seriously i was on the verge of shouting "sir i have a double degree in nus and i certainly knw wad i'll be doing if i ord tmr so kindly pls shut the fuck up." sigh tt's the problem with joining army, u get brain washed after a while. and seriously i tink anyone who signs on really doesn't know wad he wants to do in future after ord. cos to me signing on is like committing your entire life to the education system, where everything is planned for you and u just need to conform and follow exactly and all wld go well and fine for u. didn't we already had enough of conformity since primary sch all the way to junior college? well i wanted to tell tt instructor dis too but i guess it wld come out as super rude. how can one ever join an organisation knowing tt he or she can never own it? i mean everyone who joins a company harbours a slight hope of being a director of the company someday or even a ceo. and in army u certainly can never achieve tt, cos even if u're the chief of army, u're still under the government and u report to the minster. so what if u are earning like 50k a month if you're the chief of army? a ceo can beat tt at anytime and the excitement of climbing to the top and succeeding is something army can never offer. afterall, u can't change the way army works, it wld always be a government organisation. but for a company in a corporate world, u can change the entire company, and tt's the intellectual challenge tt army can never offer. okay i shld stop here or it wld get offensive to those who signed on.


wellll! i gotta book in now. hahaha. i'll see the world in one week's time again :)

shouted out at 4:38 AM

life has been fun! well at least more fun than in tekong. haha it's really super slack and i get to book out on wednesday for nights out! coolios yo. too bad i didn't get to stay with ben, haha but we still get to talk cock every night. power.

shouted out at 4:28 AM