Wednesday, December 24, 2008


HELLO DEAR FRENS MERRY MERRY CHRISTMASS EVERYONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!


shouted out at 5:58 PM


Saturday, December 20, 2008


just realised i've got lots of catching up to do with the entire world cos i haven't seen the entire world since a gazillion years. everyone seemed to have just disappeared into thin air after uni and army started. uni kidnapped my female friends while safti kidnapped my guy friends, leaving a poor pes c solider who gets to go home every single day very very lonely. oh wells but that's just life and another phrase of growing up. and it shows u who are those who really matter and who are those who don't. the truth sucks like a bitch but it certainly beats living in perpetual delusion. 

anyway! wakeboarding this week was super shoik. it's been a long time since all of us felt so free and empowered zooming in a speedboat with the wind beating against us. farrell got all excited when we were out at sea cos he was finally back to his homeland and his element. hahaha. and wakeboarding's damn fun when you can finally stand up and not drink sea water every few seconds. pity zhihan forgot to bring his camera or we wld have gotten tons of photo finish shots. well there's always next time! hopefully by that time chang wld have bought his own speedboat and we wld be wakeboarding at one degree 15 and not some ulu sea in punggol. haha chang i'm counting on you! but the sunburn part really sucks and now i feel damn itchy all over but i can't scratch cos if it's damn painful. the feeling's quite agonising actually. and what's more agonising is knowing your golden brown skin's gonna become baby white when u start peeling. argh shld have spammed suntan. hahaha

bbq-ed at chang's atas condo. the chicken wings were really imba, best i've tasted in any bbq. and not forgetting zhihan's mushroom soup which was imba as well, though i doubt the integrity of it's ingredients. but my stomach's still fine now so i guess it's the case of what doesn't kill you makes you grow stronger yeah. hahahaa! really had fun catching up with everyone, it's been a long time since everyone met proper. oh and not forgetting throwing prawns down thirty one stories and watching it fly all the way down. and apparantly our kamizaki prawn hit some one below cos all of them looked up. opps. hahaha! guitar heroed after, which kinda inspired me to go learn drums even though i have zero eye hand leg coordination. but it's never wrong to dream big yeah? i'm gonna be the next travis barker :)

so this week hasn't been a wasted one! though i'll be stuck in camp tmr again for my 24hour standby duties. i really hate army. sigh. and next week's christmas alr! time flies. 2 more weeks and 2008's history. a bittersweet 2008. 

and life goes on. 




shouted out at 6:56 AM


Tuesday, December 16, 2008


i had to find a religion, to measure of evil against.

things aren't exactly the way that i want them to be now. the rest of the world seem to be having a wonderful december. well i wish i cld share their sediments, but i'm having a fucking december.


shouted out at 7:34 AM


Thursday, December 11, 2008


we're just racin' time, where's the finish line.

i've got crap luck this week. ate some random chicken rice at some random coffee shop and got food poisoning. real shitty food poisoning. had diahrreoa vomiting and fever. best combi u can ever get. and after all that vomiting and shitting, i realise there's no point in eating cos u just shit and vomit everything out. why waste time and effort to actually eat? so i starved. heh heh smart eh. that way there's nothing to shit and vomit! anyway i'm much better now thanks to TWO days of mc, courtesy of my favourite family doctor who ends his consultation with "so how many days mc do you want?" i wld've said three but then again i've got a conscience. so two wld be a modest request. see i'm a responsible soldier :)

anyway last weekend was a blast. went to get chang a newcastle jersey as his belated, though seriously i dun understand why anyone wld spent that amount of money to wear such an ugly thing like a jersey. the reason why a huge AIG is printed on a man u jersey is cos the jersey's SPONSORED by AIG and it's given free to the players. so it's pure stupidity to spend 90 bucks to pay AIG to wear a jersey with it's company logo printed on it. we're actually paying to advertise for these companies. how stupid can we get. retards. anyway we wanted to print almost anything we cld associate with chang on the back of his jersey, the most obvious one being bulldog, changdog, changtits, hamilton, but we settled for a simple chang cos nobody wld wanna wear a jersey with changtits printed on his back rite? hahahaha just kiddin bro. but but but the perfect name only came up during dinner - CHANGMILTON! shit lah too bad we printed chang alr. nvm there's always nxt year. haha!

and of cos stan chart half marathon!! 21.2km okay. from a person who has been consistantly failing his 2.4k runs during seccondary sch and even up till j1, the thought of even runing a half marathon is applaudable. and yes i actually completed it without stopping! but i was kinda pissed at the final leg of the half marathon cos i was all bloated up and on the verge of vomitting everything out. u see at the turning point they offered bananas and being a very typical singaporean when u see free bananas alongside with dozen cups of 100 plus, your natural instincts wld tell you to feast on everything u see. (esepcially after u ran like 12k, tt's like food from heaven) so naturally i ate the banana and drank 2 cups of 100 plus (and a hell lot more of water along the way) which proved to be suicidal cos i became bloated till a point where it got uncomfortable and by the end point i was almost vomitting. sigh i'll make sure i'll just drink 1 cup of 100plus next year. hahaha. anyway esther is really a running machine she can run non stop at crazy speeds. kudos man. hahaha in the end we came in with a timing of 2hrs 26mins! an average timing for average ppl like us. but next year i'm gonna join the full marathon and beat all the kenya ppl to win 35k USD. den i'll get a toyota vios and give split the remaining cash with chang and dennis for all the petrol they burnt fetching me home. hahahaha perfect plan! not forgetting i'll be shot to superstardom and win cleo's 50 eligible bachelor. see it all starts with one small step! winning the marathon! :)

class lunch after that! actually just 5 of us, or wad's left of the class. it's been the longest time since i've seen zhuangyong and tracy. hahaha. oh and not forgetting we stalked fiona xie all ard wisma, and in the end chickened out from asking her to take a picture with us. shit la regret sia shld have just asked her den i wld have stood less than 2cm to the legendary fiona xie. perhaps she might even fall in love with me and i'll have the hottest girlfriend i can ever find in singapore. u never knw leh, there's such thing as love at first sight! and TAN SIHAN MISSED EVERYTHING COS SHE HAD TO LEVER PREMATURELY WHEN HER BOYFRIEND ALVIN APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE. HEAVY COLOUR LIGHT FRIENDS I TELL YOU. hahahaha!



we're all healthy fit ppl who shld be the faces of health promotion board. perhaps i can even earn some spare cash from that! and btw the guy on the extreme right appears to be the alpha male. wonder who's that.
so it's a thursday today and while everyone's thinking of how they're gonna spend the weekends, i've got 24 hr standby duties on friday and sunday.
shit luck. life sucks.


shouted out at 5:42 AM


Friday, December 05, 2008


HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY LOH CHANGYI


HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! eh actually birthday shout outs are only to girls cos guys are supposed to be macho macho so we dun usually shout out birthdays to each other but for you it's an exception okay! see i didn't forget bout your bday okay it was merely overwhelmed by new zealand hahaha. eh but i wished u all the way from there hor it's the thought that counts bro! and i realised we don't even have a solo shot together! but it's okay cos i got a nice nice one with the click 5! hahahaha.

well hopefully one fine day u'll get marooned on an island with derrick soh, or everyone in the world dies except u and derrick and the both of u are forced to marry each other and reproduce for the sake of the entire human race! hahaha! have fun in ocs bro! i haven't seen u in ages since u been to brunei. catch up soon yeah. and i'm still waiting for your 21st bday where u promise it wld be on a yacht. dun forget hor. poor people like me wld patiently wait for your 21st so that they can have a once in a lifetime opportunity to board a yacht. hahaha!




shouted out at 8:15 AM


Wednesday, December 03, 2008


i can't win your losing fight, all the time.

"lawyers get shot in their heads." now that's a terrible misconception that everyone needs to be educated on. for the past week random ppl have been coming up to be and asking me if i shld reconsider my choice of reading law. "u sure u still want to study for 4 5 years just to be a lawyer and den get shot in the head anot?" and even a pliot whom i haven't seen before in my entire life told me that lawyers get shot in their heads. now now now for goodness sake lawyers and getting shot in the head doesn't rhyme dun associate the two together. just like how not all zoo cleaners get mauled to death by white tigers, lawyer are not targets of headshots. please get that right thank you very much. anyway the chances of getting shot in the head is probable much lower than getting mauled to death by white tigers.. and mind you i'll live till a ripe old age of 120 and retire in my farm house in new zealand. or perhaps i'll own a playboy mansion and be the next hugh hefner. i guess i'll see wad my interests are when i'm 120 - girls or cows. perhaps i can mix both entities together, cows and girls! eh actually tt sounds kinda cool. a playboy mansion in the middle of a farmhouse. it can even become a super popular tourist attraction and i'll be the first billionaire at the age of 120. see i've got my live all planned out nice and fine. hahaha

and anyway i tink terrorists are seriously inhumane ppl. up till last week i didn't really believe that satan exists, but after watching the news and reading bout those stuff that they did, i tink they're just pure evil, or the epitome of having one screw loose in their heads. it's totally tragic for these innocent ppl to die in their hotels, but somehow such things are really fated. u've to be that suay to be at the right place at the wrong time to kana the worst type of death u can ever get. so i guess u've just gotta trust god and when it's time for you to go you gotta go. 

so it's officially december now so we're all supposed to be in the christmasy mood. well for once in my life i dun feel any excitement for christmas at all. perhaps it's because i've got to do 24hr standby duty for the whole of december and that really really sucks. it's a do one day rest one day type of thing, which isn't very comforting considering my christmas eve and my boxing day wld be eaten up. wad's the use of giving my a chirstmas day off when it's already a public holiday? yes so to all reading this u ppl better buy me bigger nicer and most importantly, more EXPENSIVE presents to cheer me up. hahahaha. well i guess i've had my holiday and it's time for work now. new zealand was totally unexpected so i guess that can be considered a bonus. unlike my fellow army fren who takes leave to go zouk (i really tink that's damn pathetic), i got to fully ultilise my leave for nz. u give some you take some lah, can't complain too much. 




oh oh and HAPPY NINETEEN AUDREY LIMMMMMMM!! :) this is a super old picture i dug up haha. and i realise u wore sia uniform for racial harmony day. now that i tink of it, it doesn't really make much sense does it? hahaha i dun tink it has anything to do with racial harmony arh. anyway u better becareful when u're a rich and famous lawyer in future, dun get yourself shot in the head. lol and i tink u shld go join alcoholic anonymous! u're drinking wayyyyyy to much! hahaha take care babe! :) i'll see you ard soon, hopefully!




shouted out at 5:42 AM