Saturday, January 31, 2009
cos i dun wanna be the one, only overjoyed
ARGGGGHHHHHHH. i woke up late and missed church today so here i'm finally having some time again in front of the computer! and wow my tagboard certainly seems to be busy buzzzzyyy. hoho wadever u guys say man. i can't change the way u think and neither can you. and all the retards who hide behind annoyminity, ehh pls la have some balls if u wanna scold ppl la. wah piang eh so big already still play this type of childish games. and u guys gotta stop taking everything so seriously. IT'S A BLOG FOR GOODNESS SAKE. i get to practise schizophrenia here, and i think i'm excelling :)
anyway! i've got hell lot of ulcers from spamming new year goodies, and my sore throat's getting worse everyday. argh the aftermath of cny always suck.
well other than that, i've been having a great time! cny visits to ben and chang's place, more poker and guitarhero and not forgetting left4dead. and of cos the usual gossips and angst. it's good to have everyone around again. walawala wtih mingyi sihan and sally :) and that's when we realise, WHERE HAVE U DISAPPEARED TO CHAN WEISHAN!!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
sugar, we're going down.
WHOOOOHOOOOO! it's finally finally CHINESE NEW YEAR WEEK!! haha reunion dinner in an hour's time. not really looking forward to it though, cos dis year we're going to have some catering in my uncle's hse. previous years were always in hotels, much better ambiance and at least i can walk around the hotel and soak up the chinese new year atmosphere! if it's in a hse things wld get damn boring after a while. i dun really mix well with uncles who are at least 40 years older than me. but well we're in recession this year so we shld cut costs! haha as long as my angpao never cut i happy alr :)
just waited ip man. i still insist it's pronounced as eye pee man rather than eep mun. dunno who so dumb go name the movie ip man. why not just name it eep mun if u want ppl to pronounce it as eep mun. no brains. anyway! the movie's super power, and i tink i'm gonna learn wing chun martial arts. muay thai seems insignificant now. hahaha. i'm gonna be a kongfu master :)
oh and i loaded the entire gossip girl season 1 and 2 into my ipod from ben's computer. shoik now i've plenty of episodes to kill time and keep me company!
i gotta go now! it's time to party party parteeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!! :)
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
she said we gotta hold on, to what we've got.
THREE MORE DAYS TO THE SUPER LONG CNY WEEKEND!!
wahh i can't wait of the long holiday to come army's been damn monotonous and boring. and cny means angpao means additional income! and not forgetting all the food and BAK GUA. pork never tasted that good.
and farrell just told me that a twat is a stupid incompetent noob, so there you go renee! haha i just answered your qn!
LETTTT THE COUNTDOWNNN BEGINNNNNNN!!! :):):)
Sunday, January 18, 2009
i read this somewhere: "we all have friends who are twats, if u realise u don't have any, u're the twat."
i tink farrell kinda fits into this description. hor hor hor?
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
i was at the gym today when i met this auntie who was using the weights machine next to mine. well she's not your typical auntie who speaks hokkien and goes to the wet market. she's the atas type whose engrish is probably more powderful than mine and goes shopping for groceries at those atas air conditioned super markets in orchard road. or perhaps ntuc, cos if she was really that rich she wldn't be at a community gym. but anyway! after staring at the gym mirror for 5 mins, she started rolling her eyes in front of it. and not just one time, but 10 rounds CONTINUOUSLY non stop. either she thought that somehow when u roll your eyes your head would follow suit (but obviously both were not in tandem cos her head was clearly NOT rolling), or she misread the warm up instructions. i tried my very best not to laugh but eventually succumbed, and almost strained my arms cos i let go of all the weights suddenly. having said all that, the auntie certainly made my day. without her life wld be monochrome. thank you auntie you rock! :)
other than that, life has been a real bore. what else can one expect from army? and chinese new year's coming soon, which means i gotta get new year clothes, and that equates to a whole lot of money. and i just realised that i actually belong to the lower (lowest, if there's such a category) income group in singapore! being in this group, shouldn't i be getting aid from the goverment? like social workers knocking on my door giving me free rice and milo, or free angpaos to help me offset the gst. well i have been patiently waiting for them for the last 5 months but no one ever came knocking on my door.
all that talk bout closing the widening income disparity gap. bullshit.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
nineteeneleventhandtwelfthyearsold :(
hello world, i'm nineteen eleventh and twelfth years old today, and in less than a month's time i would hit the big twenty. i tink i'm really growing up too fast. i still wanna be a teenager. i do not want to be an adult. and truth is, i don't think i'm ready to be a young responsible adult.
i still hug my bolster to sleep, wear pyjamas, and drool a little once in a while.
i still love watching cartoons and i tink they're the best entertainment on tele.
i can sing along to sesame street theme and i have the elmo and cookie monster song on my ipod.
i still love gummy teddy sweets and i secretly crave for them
i think coke is the best drink on earth, and i'm clueless bout all the different types of alcohols and wines (they're all sour and they taste like shit) and i secretly wish i could drink coke in clubs, but it's socially unacceptable so i always stick to orange vodka (orange is the only one strong enough to cover the stench of vodka)
i laugh to kung fu panda and madagascar, at times even louder than all the kids around me, and i tink james bond and other testosterone charged movies are just bullshit. (think rambo and his retarded "me against the world" theory)
i tink westlife is the best thing that ever existed cos all of their songs rock, though i tink kanye west is the sex (but again it is socially unacceptable to publicly proclaim your love for boybands)
i still have ambitions of becoming a pilot/lawyer/doctor (accountant was too long and hard a word for kindergarten kids to understand), though i tink i'm much closer to that ambition from my kindergarten days
and most importantly, suits and ties scare me off cos they're freakin expensive (even g2000 leh) and my favourite pasar malam stores don't sell them. t-shirts on the other hand, are at 3 for 10 dollars. cheap and good!
as u can see, i'm still every inch a kid and i do not want to be a young adult so soon. i haven't enjoyed my teenage life enough. jus the other day my colleagues were discussing bout turning 30, and i started to realise that 20 is actually a very old age. it's two decades on earth. one fifth of your life gone. i still wanna be a cool punk rock kid rather than a responsible adult goodie two shoes
nineteen eleventh and twelfth years old. please let it stay that way yes. i'll forever be nineteen eleventh and twelfth years old :)
hahahahaha
Thursday, January 01, 2009
for auld lang syne my dear.
well 2008's officially history. it has been one hell of a bittersweet year. a year which started out with unlimited freedom and ended with conscription. i still rmbred our working class hero days which was really one of the best experiences out of the contrived school environment. it's the first time u get to see the corporate world for wad it really is, not all the glitz and glamour of bmws cruising down shenton way or the lunch time crowd in their designer suits and ties, but rather a cold harsh world where only the fittest survive. and being able to participate in all these without jeopardising your future career is one of the perks of a part time job. and of cos not forgetting new found spending power as we earned unprecedented amounts. and since everyone was working around your office area (singapore is damn small), there were always lunch time meet ups! and it's damn fun cos u get to see each other in office wear. hahaha. and i'm sorry farrell but all these happened while u're in army. hahaa
well den came a's results, and all the uni and scholarship applications. it's really been a blessing to get such results which i wld never have dreamt of in a thousand years, but somehow i got it. u knw i actually considered that my results cld have been accidentally swapped with the person in front or behind me while they were keying all the results into the system, but i dun think cambridge is that noob. or maybe they are, but since it's to my advantage i dun really mind haha. and of cos another huge miracle of getting into nus law. even my dad was intimidated by the sheer amount of bmws and mercedes waiting outside some nus hall which was the venue for the admission test. i guess i'm really blessed yeah. thank god! hahaha.
den came army, which took all the fun away and made me look like some special needs kid with my bald head and thick specs. i'll never never forget those miserable times in tekong. i'm just glad it's over. but i guess army has shown me who my true friends really are. and i'm just glad they're there for me when i need them.
haha there's so much i wanna say but i tink it's getting kinda boring, i'm quite sianned out typing oso. it's one year worth of stuff leh, how to say finish in one post. so i'll just let the pictures to the talking!
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sweet nineteen with the click 5! haha farrell u rock for coming up with such an imba name lah. and as u can see, all of us (except farrell and mingyi) had nice LONG hair.
results day!
kota tinggi!
PHUKET, THAILAND :)
blood.
the unforgettable view from chang's condo. chang is just freakin freakin rich. hahaha
the night before enlistment at giraffe.
BFFS! what wld i do without you two! :)
stan chart!
christmas at butter fact. we are on stomp sia. and i realise it's bloody dangerous to go clubbing cos u never knw where u'll appear online. i dun really rmbr taking this photo. jialat sia. big brother is always watching. hahahaa
well i guess that kinda sums it up for 2008! at least my hair's grown back to a length which i can face the world with, and
i'm skinner! :) not forgetting my brain's
degenerating rapidly.
and i've learnt that love is blind and the world is warped. with that in mind, my motto for 2009's to live fast and die young. hahahahaha!
HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS! :)
