uno do tres cuatro
i dunno what's with barbers, they seem to respond over zealously to the word "cut" and it's like some unwritten code that every barber must do his best in cutting the most hair out of every customer. or perhaps there's some "who can cut the most hair" competition that has been secretly going on. cos i'm freaking pissed when i use the word "cut" and get half my hair shaved off. and i'm at a huge disadvantage cos when u cut your hair u can't wear specs and without my specs i'm as good as blind, so everytime i put on my specs to see my new haircut i'm always in for the shock of my life, and today wasn't an exception. somebody has to remind barbers that it is okay to just trim a little bit of hair here and there, they'll still be paid in full (gladly, willingly and happily). i dun have to make my money worth and cut as much hair as possible. and they gotta realise that hair doesn't grow immediately (i'm still trying to find a serum for instant hair growth and when i do i'm quite sure i'm gonna be a millionaire). i tink a haircut is one of the most useless and retarded things on earth cos if u cut your hair u're guaranteed to look like a special needs kid for at least a week, but if u dun cut your hair it will grow long and out of shape and u'll look like shit as well, either way u're screwed. the world is warped.
anyway, i'm currently deluding myself in 3 different worlds, which explains for the long absence here. haha living in delusion is far better than my actuall dull and boring army life. my first world is grand theft auto's liberty city, where anything and everything can happen. you can steal any car u like, open fire at anyone u see on the streets, and start a war with cops. and everything is super duper realistic, to the very finest detail. like if u dun lock your car, there will be people who'll actually come and steal it. and the entire city is there for u to explore. haha shit i tink i'm sounding more and more like a computer geek.
my second is isabella swan's world of vampires and werewolves. i know it's not masochistic to read twilight sequel, but somehow the more u read on the more captivated u get. although i've to admit i still cringe when i read about all that vivid description bout how muscular and handsome edward is, i tink i wld turn gay trying to do that.
and my last is the world of gossip girl, where everyone is pretty and rich and famous. somehow gossip girl spells out the dream of every teenager - to have astronomical wealth, be damn pretty and a place reserved in a ivy league university, shoik life eh.
lastly i tink my brain's rapidly degenerating. i haven't been using my brain for one and a half years already. like really think damn hard till u can feel your brain juice coming out. haha i need to feel intellectual again. yesterday i've this crazy idea to go borrow shakespeare's plays and all its commentaries and do a little research on every play, at least i'll be using my brain.
or maybe i shld just stick with my fantasy worlds :)
life in technicolor.
everyone should watch the mtv for this song, watching puppets performing can be quite captivating. haha or perhaps it's cos i watched it in brunei where everything was black and white so a little creativity from coldplay got me glued to their mtv.
have been back for a week now, and i'm still trying to adjust to life here. somehow i treated brunei like a place to escape, to take a break from my current life and to put everything aside. it's like a little fantasy i created for myself, i led my own life and i didn't have to answer to anyone, no one really cared bout what i was doing. so back home, the first thing i found hard to adjust was my mum constantly breathing down my neck. haha i knw it's out of concern, but it irritates me alot cos i'm used to much more peace and silence in brunei. yeah i knw i sound like a damn unfilial kid here hahaha.
and the aircon is another thing that i cannot get used to. brunei's aircon was really damn damn damn cold, we turn it on to full blast and i had two blankets but still feel cold. so after one month of sleeping in antarctic conditions, my room here feels really warm even though the aircon is on, and i'm having problems sleeping. haha i tink brunei pampers me too much.
anyway, may is gonna be a boring month. looking forward to june though, that's when those who disappeared to london a year ago returns back home. about time. june june june come fasterrrrrr.
