Tuesday, June 30, 2009



so michael jackson is dead. and every single day people are flooding to send their last wishes, virtually every news station in the world has extensive coverage of every single detail of his death, and radio stations started playing his songs. it's a world wide phenomenon, and i think it's kinda sad how i cannot relate to him like my parents did, and the legions of fans who flooded times square. sometimes i wish i was borned in that era, where music came from radios and cd album, and the world wide web wasn't as established. it is impossible to have such a single musical icon in this modern era. anyone with a studio at home and a myspace page can make their own music and upload it for the world, u start getting alot of one hit wonders. people who just become famous for awhile and die down because they suck. u get quantity more than quality, and that's exactly how the web is screwing everything up. artists cannot survive as they did before cos everyone justs downloads music for free. and it's really sad cos there's no one single musical icon now, nor in the future, who can hold a torch to mj or the other performers like beatles and stuff. we can no longer relate to the moonwalk as how our parents did, nor the pelvic thrusts. oh wells but like wad i always say, i'm a victim of illegal music downloading rather than an advocate. u dun throw money on the floor and expect ppl to not pick it up haha.

anyway! i'm down with fluuuuuuu. sucks really cos of the timing. if only my flu came one day late i would be able to go for odac outing tonite. rahh. and instead, being a socially responsible self righteous citizen (i'm quite sure i've accumulated hell lot of good karma tonite :)), i ate pizza hut and watched harry potter at HOME while odac was feasting on timbre's pizza and enjoying the nice ambience. but of cos the pizza got soggy after the rain came and they had no where to sit. haha i guess it's a fair trade off la hor :) while the flu screwed up my plans for the entire weekend, it opened up a whole new range of possibilities for next week cos i'm on a six day mccccc! doctors now are damn imba! u get a flu u get one week mc, though he kept reminding me that i had a 13% chance of my flu being a swine flu. and honestly when your fever's 39.3 and u feel like a zombie, u might really think u're down with swine flu. that was when i realise how useless the army aviva insurance is cos it doesn't pay if u loose a brain. they have a price tag to every part of your body but not the brain! so wad happens when my brain gets fried by fever? i dun get a single cent! and every month i pay 12.80 to them and they do not insure the most valuable part of my body. retards. but anyway i'm not officially quarantined. i'm just quarantined from work but not from going out. whoa this is the most imba type of mc hahaha. just wait till i get well man i'm gonna fully utilise the rest of my mcs till i fall sick again and the cycle repeats all over. hahahaha.

well besides the flu, this week has been rather awesome. dinner with meixian at equinox, which burnt such a big hole in my pocket that i'm officially bankrupt now. and now i knw why atas tai tais are always so skinny, cos the portion of food served at atas restaurants cannot even feed a 6 year old kid. when the menu writes king scallops, it sounds utterly mouth watering until u realise they only serve 3 scallops. and they charge u 42 bucks. hahaha i gotta get used to eating less man. but the ambiance was totally awesome. u get to see the entire skyline, better than sitting singapore flyer yo.

met up with drey on wednesday at this bar called 7ate9. haha weird name. weird food oso. calamari rings come in black. haha like totally black. i dunno what the hell they coated it with but i really think they shld use a more appetizing colour hahaha. anyway had a nice time catching up! :) and yes audrey your arms are bigger than mine LOL. just kidding la haha dun be paranoid and become anorexic hor.

flu flu please go awayyyyyy.



shouted out at 9:01 AM


Wednesday, June 17, 2009


zouk's degradation's ground zero. u get to see drunk ppl spewn all over the floor, accompanied by their vomit. and once in a while they carry dead drunk unconscious ppl (reminds me of farrell chan) out to the streets to rot. and they wld just lie there like drunk homeless beggars puking and rolling in their own vomit (think farrell chan again hahahaha). u knw i did a bit of mental sums - let's say u need 10 shots to get yourself drunk and each shot cost $5, that wld already cost u $50. plus your entrance fee $25, u pay $75 to get yourself utterly humiliated lying dead drunk on the floor while the rest of the world looks on and laughs at you (yes i was one of latter :)). these people are either stupid or they just have too much money to throw. i tink the place where the highest concentration of ppl vomiting is not hospitals but zouk. they're literally EVERYWHERE and if u're suay enough u wld step on some without even noticing. this girl wearing HIGH HEELS slipped on vomit and fell straight onto the nice fresh pool of warm vomit. her entire dress kana lah damn sad. i pity her boyfriend who's gonna fetch her home later. but no one heard her scream cos the music was deafening, and the pool of vomit continued it's ambush on unknowing high heel wearers hahaha. in fact i tink u can get away with murder at zouk cos the music drowns out everything. no i won't even consider that music, it's NOISE. i'd stand in front of a super puma helicopter with it's twin turbine engines in full force and still feel more comfortable than standing nxt to the mega speakers in zouk. we gotta start clubbing with earplugs, think of your poor ear drums people.

and somehow mambo jambo is strangely addictive when u're half drunk and half tired at 2 in the morning. somehow dancing like what little kids wld in front of a campfire doesn't seem as sissy anymore. and i'm gonna buy sam ting a crown to wear to mambo he's really the king. hahahaha. i tink u can be one of those volunteer dancers on stage alr lah. SAM TING THE MAMBO JAMBO KINGG.

but the group of people i really pity most are those poor cleaners. they literally arm themselves with brooms and go around the dance floor HUNTING and sweeping vomit into their dustpans. they're the caped crusaders keeping zouk safe and slip free, so u go home with clean jeans and dresses. we shld pay tribute to them or sth, erect a totem in front of zouk to honour them haha. and the scene where this cleaner unceremoniously stepped over a dead drunk and swept off the vomit right in front of his face was both sad and hilarious. what is the world becoming to mannn.

haha anyway met up with sihan and mingyi yesterday afternoon, and i was diagnosed with being sexually frustrated. i actually goggled it and this is the definition:

a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles

HAHAHAHA I CHEW ICE ALOT. shit man i gotta start finding a cure to sexual frustration or it's gonna eat me up alivvvveeeee. had a nice time catching up and stuff, and sihan drives like she's having fits. the steering wheel jerks uncontrollably even on straight roads. dangerous female drivers. u see when guys say that women shld not drive, we're not sexist but it's really cos u suck on the roads and u're a hazard to yourself and everyone around you HAHAHA.

okay sorry i dunno why i'm still so high perhaps it's cos i'm listening to mambo now. OOOHHHHHHH SQUARE ROOOMMMSSS! THEY DON'T LISTEN THEY DON'T CARE, IF A MAN IS IN DESPAIRRRRR!!

the world is horrible and warped. and i'm gonna patent this phrase and charge people 50 cents per usuage :)




shouted out at 7:55 PM


Sunday, June 14, 2009


this is our decision, to live fast and die young, we've got the vision, now let's have some fun


haha my weekdays are more happening than my weekends now. dinner with shannie one monday, catched up on lots of stuff. all the gossips and retarded shit happening around us, yeah man it's time we updated each other hahaha. and i took the cricle line for the first time. was super stunned when i saw how huge bishan circle line station was, like all these while i've been walking pass the construction sites and it didn't seem like they were doing much digging, and suddenly poof an entire underground station pops out of no where. smart has got some imba bulldozers and tractors man.

failed mambo on wednesday night resulted in a cross country trip to holland v, where we were retarded enough to eat swensens because walawala was packed to the brim. but well had quality time so it's okay. dun worry mingyi even though it's all your fault i won't blame u haha. went over to zouk to met mambo king samuel ting zhuomin. chilled at winebar and watched the world go by. people getting drunk and wasted from zouk's alocohol. i can't imagine how anyone can get drunk from that, the amount of money they spent to get wasted, crazy retards. the world is very warped. oh and chang got high on only one glass of long beach. hahaha i tink u shld drink fruit punch instead :)

impromptu outing with odac on thursday night! haha it was just supposed to be ice cream with lamly and yuanli, den xy happened to be in the vicinity so we decided to sit singapore flyer instead. but we realised it's gonna be damn boring so by some random comment from yuanli we decided to go kbox. haha and by some miracle fanzhe made it down all the way from harbourfront to join us, and wilson of cos. so the six of us went to some ulu kbox imitation which looked more like a sleazy ktv pub than kbox. i was half expecting us to be accompanied by those ktv xiao mei meis hahaha. and they shut the main doors on us when we left at 4am, got lost in some steamboat resturant which smelled like shit (i'm gonna swear off eating tom yam flavoured steamboat for a long time) and in the end we had to exit through some small door. so much for customer service ehh. oh and kbox rekindled my dreams to be singapore idol. i think i can be the next taufik. too bad the auditions close already, shall join nxt year instead den hahahaha. for now i shall just settle for cleo's most eligible bachelor.

and dinner with the guys at brewerkz on friday. haha for the first time in my life i saw kallang leisure park. or issit theatre or shopping centre argh i dunno. retarded place that's in the middle of no where. and thanks zhihan for the treat! all the best for your driving nxt week! and we finally played good poker after a gazillion weeks. 126 soon eh. hahahaa




shouted out at 7:23 AM


Friday, June 05, 2009


i bloody hate youth olympic games or whatever nonsense that's coming to singapore this month. they've closed down almost all the gyms in my area so that the athletes can have a place to take blood samples and all that stuff. it's really ironic how having youth olympic games is supposed to promote healthy living and yet they're shutting down gyms. i mean if those athletes wanna use the gym to train i dun really mind, but shutting it down for blood samples? that's just screwed up. and it's for two months mind you. so now the only gym left is the one at yio chu kang and obviously everyone will flood there. now it's so crowded that i dun even have space to walk. this is a bloody joke man. everything that singapore does is a farce. if someone up there had the brains of a three year old kid, he wld knw that maybe using some multi purpose room in some community club wld do the job. that's the problem when u have too many scholars around who perfer to think with their ass than with common sense. so now like every poor citizen who's not rich enough to afford a california fitness club membership, i'm forced to squeeze with everyone in yio chu kang. and i have half the mind to maul any olympic game athlete i see on the streets. grand theft auto has made me quite violent hahaha.

anyway, life has more or less returned to normal from my pre brunei days. i no longer need 10 hours of sleep hahaha. and i'm trying damn hard to reduce my addiction to grand theft auto cos it isn't very healthy to sit in front of the com all day and grow fat. which reminds me i haven't been running since dunno when. and twilight's getting horribly boring. eclipse doesn't have a main plot at all. it's half the book now and i still dun see anything that would keep me attracted and motivated enough to continue reading. but well u can't stop once u've started reading, so i'm gonna endure and hope something big pops up and interests me.

and just the other day i rmbred this article bout kids spending too much time on msn and facebook and all these online stuff that they start losing the ability to converse with people in real life face to face. that really scared me abit cos i think i'm actually falling into that trap. hahaha so from now on i shall go out more often and meet more people yes :)


shouted out at 7:53 AM